Your Neighborhood Professional Deviant

I miss the fuck out of My claws, but I can still rock some fun polish with these stubby lil things. Glitter FTW!

Most folks think I have brown eyes. Especially in Strip Club Lighting, it's hard to tell. I get Brown Eyed Girl dedicated to Me a lot, and have since I was a teenager LOL! So here's the inside scoop... I have hazel eyes. The typical green/brown deal with some gray and gold in the mix.

This particular piece of bamboo wouldn't work very well as a cane. It wasn't treated properly. But it makes a very nice, aesthetic prop. I've been doing a bit of research into local trees that would be good for canes, switches, etc. A fun project that I might get into sometime soon.

I can be quite the bum around the home. Sometimes I'm so bummy I don't even bother with clothes... but as you can see, this was not one of those times. I think I deserve to be lazy sometimes LOL

Sick stripper is sick. Been out from work for almost 2 weeks! Ugh... And man am I just a big baby when I'm sick! All I want to do is curl up in bed and be pampered. :( And yes, I am sportin a sweater in this picture. A sweater. In Florida. Yup. I get cold VERY easily. Always have! Even though I spent most of My life in New York, I have always been 8 kinds of cranky once it's under 70 degrees. And air conditioning kills Me! If I'm in a very cooled room for too long, I get ear aches and sore throats and just general BLAH. So here I was, sick AND cold... in a comfy sweater that I had to unpack from the Winter Clothes boxes. It's a good thing I never threw them out when I moved south!

Yesterday I had about 12 hours of No Power in My condo. Electricity is such a wonderful thing, and I'm not even talking about violet wands right now! It started out as "upgrading the wiring" in the building... but by evening time, even FPL was involved. Sheesh. It made Me think of the power outs I've experienced while dancing. LOL I dunno why My brain always comes back to stripping. XD I remember a blackout once at Bubbles. This was a lil club I worked at in Cocoa Beach (almost neighbors with Patrick Air Force Base) a few years back. My current "little sister", Mia was working with Me at the time, and we were both rockin the black hair thing. We played Dirty Marco Polo in the dark for a while. It was fun! Even further back in My stripper history, was a black out at the Bear. This was the first club I danced at! Once upon a time, in Long Island far far away... we had a blackout at the Bear. It was summertime, so we opened up the back door to let in some air. ...

TWEAK! Muhahahaaaaa.