Your Neighborhood Professional Deviant

I love to yammer on and on about beauty and bath products. You haven't noticed? That's a mighty big rock you live under! Did you have to take out a mortgage on it? But yeah, I have an addiction to things like soap, makeup, lotion, and nail polish.  There are worse addictions out there. Like meth. And reality television.  Because if my obsessions, I do get a lot of folks asking about My list of All Time Faves. This would be a HUGE list. But I've decided to compile a small list of some that are at the top of said list.  It's also getting close to Christmas and My birthday so... I guess this blog post could be one of those Two Bird killing stones that you hear so much about.  Ready?   Onward!   First item that I adore is something that I also miss. Glam'Eyes mascara by Rimmel has to be the best mascara I have ever used. Ever. Proverbial hands are proverbially down! I curse the Makeup Gods for discontinuing it. I wept into My Cheerios for weeks ...

This is part 1 of a 2 part review! Woop woop! Get excited ya'll. If I don't see confetti being flung about by naked revelers, I'm going home.     So I got a lil love from UPS today. In the package were some fun, shiny goodies and a note from a fan.   "I know you've been kinda bummed lately, so I thought these would cheer you up! I also know you said that you want to do more reviews on your blog so... 2 birds, 1 stone! Enjoy!"   Inside the package were some super groovy nail polishes, as well as some new makeup! Stuff I've not tried before! Huzzah!   Today I will review the makeup bits, leaving the nail polishes for a second part. Oh yes, I will be leaving you hanging!     Sorry, kitty.   So here we go!   First we have a foundation and pressed powder set (not sold as a set) from Maybelline's FIT me! line.     The foundation is #310 Sun Beige , and it's in their Shine Free stick form. It goes on almost powde...