Your Neighborhood Professional Deviant

I recently had the grand pleasure of ordering from Sin City Playwear . They have some seriously sexy lingerie , so how could I resist? I decided to go with the Stretch Velvet Kimono Mini Dress for Hallows. I've seen the outfit around on the interwebs and I've always liked the look of it. This is what the promo pic looks like: Now yes, My geeky inner voice shouted "NOT A KIMONO!!" but this should, in no way, reflect on Sin City. This title was given to the outfit by it's creators, not the companies that sell it. So My beloved costume/AZN aficionados, resume breathing now, k? Onward!! Whoever handles the orders and shipping at Sin City is/are champs. Serious champs. I hope they get lots of appreciative sex. Seriously. The outfit arrived so fast, I looked up from My office's mailbox to check for Superman. Holy speedy delivery! Major kudos there. I also had a great customer service experience via email. Alison sent numerous emails to Me, updating Me on status and ...

Retro is the in thing, but I've lusted at retro for much, much longer. One guilty pleasure? Retro/vintage space girls. Solar hotties, rocket babes. Mmmm mmmm! I do indeed drool. And I'd LOVE to dress up like one and do shoots until I die from old age and/or dehydration. I'd especially love to doll Myself up like this first tasty cutey.

Decided to try to snap a picture while bathing. Not. That. Easy.

A few photos from the Naughty School Girl party at Tootsy's the other weekend! Enjoy! :D I hope to get some more for ya'll soon!

Kiss My plaid! Rockin a sexy new skirt for the recent Naughty School Girl Party at Tootsy's. We all looked smexy, but alas, the party wasn't lucrative.

I *heart* Fleshweld. That is all. :P

All that walking and bike riding = yay.

I love this bra so fucking much, but holy shit it is NOT comfy! The price I pay for being hot. LOL

I have yet to work at a club that will allow Me to sport these bad boys without a thong underneath LOL. So I usually rock a nude-colored one. Sometimes a hint isn't enough ;)

I love my super micro thongs. I love the look of O__O that guys get when I strip off my skirt or shorts and WHAMO. Little-tiny-holy-shit-small-thong.

Welcome to the dressing room at Tootsy's. Like My pink? ;) It's funny, I used to hate all things pink. Now I rock it rather well.

I will never stop loving fishnet and fencenet. Ever. And since I've been on a pink kick, this has been a fun outfit to wear on stage and on camera.

Replaced My most super awesome boots, with major help from an awesome friend. Here's one of the new ones next to one of the scuffed up, torn, glued together, re-glued, re-re-glued old ones LOL

I don't have too many pictures of Myself at Tootsy's, so I had a lovely coworker snap one real quick before I went on stage.

Oh how I do fucking love these boots. Alas, they are so beat and worn... I need a new pair of them :( Any regulars from the old IR2 days will recognize them. They were handed down to Me from the mighty, mighty Viper. Heehee. I miss that woman!

I've been toying with the idea of getting some sort of gangster costume to wear when I am the Door Wench at Tootsy's Cabaret. I thought it would be cute. But I can't decide which I want. So you all get to help! #1 #2 #3 #4 #5 #6 #7