Your Neighborhood Professional Deviant

I love to yammer on and on about beauty and bath products. You haven't noticed? That's a mighty big rock you live under! Did you have to take out a mortgage on it? But yeah, I have an addiction to things like soap, makeup, lotion, and nail polish.  There are worse addictions out there. Like meth. And reality television.  Because if my obsessions, I do get a lot of folks asking about My list of All Time Faves. This would be a HUGE list. But I've decided to compile a small list of some that are at the top of said list.  It's also getting close to Christmas and My birthday so... I guess this blog post could be one of those Two Bird killing stones that you hear so much about.  Ready?   Onward!   First item that I adore is something that I also miss. Glam'Eyes mascara by Rimmel has to be the best mascara I have ever used. Ever. Proverbial hands are proverbially down! I curse the Makeup Gods for discontinuing it. I wept into My Cheerios for weeks ...

This is part 1 of a 2 part review! Woop woop! Get excited ya'll. If I don't see confetti being flung about by naked revelers, I'm going home.     So I got a lil love from UPS today. In the package were some fun, shiny goodies and a note from a fan.   "I know you've been kinda bummed lately, so I thought these would cheer you up! I also know you said that you want to do more reviews on your blog so... 2 birds, 1 stone! Enjoy!"   Inside the package were some super groovy nail polishes, as well as some new makeup! Stuff I've not tried before! Huzzah!   Today I will review the makeup bits, leaving the nail polishes for a second part. Oh yes, I will be leaving you hanging!     Sorry, kitty.   So here we go!   First we have a foundation and pressed powder set (not sold as a set) from Maybelline's FIT me! line.     The foundation is #310 Sun Beige , and it's in their Shine Free stick form. It goes on almost powde...

Who is reviewing another bit of make-uppy goodness? Me! Oh yes, yes I am. Because makeup is crack. CRACK! So let's get to the good stuff, shall we? Macy's & Lancome are having a Gift special right now . Buy something of a certain monetary value, get the gift. Pretty straight forward. I've been eyeballing their eyeshadows for a while now, and this was a great opportunity to get the one I wanted most, and get some groovy freebies! The shadow palette I went with is called Mauve Cherie . I love the colors, love the glitter, and they're perfect colors for My hazel eyes. Here's the palette with the gift, including the swank bag. I picked, for My gift, the Renergie Lift Volumetry creme , Genifique concentrate , Visionnaire corrector , Aquatique shadow primer in Nude , Juicy Tubes gloss in Moulin Rose , and Hypnose Doll Lashes in So Black! ... Squee. This is the Mauve Cherie palette. The taupe and the black have great glitter in them. Not too heavy on the glitter, but i...

I love when it creeps closer and closer to the Hollerdays. Why? Cheap makeup and perfume at the various pharmacies! Yaaaaaaay! I recently found, homed in upon, and snagged Spoiled Brat by Wet N Wild . Perfect name, eh? Mmmmm eye shadows! I was drooling at the colors, and the glitter. I couldn't wait to try it out. This is what it looks like in it's palette: And here's the swatches. On the back of my hand are all 3 colors with no base. On the arm area are the same colors, over a base of lotion. The silver is, IMHO, too dark for a highlight shade, at least at the browline. I'm going to continue to use the pearly whites I prefer. The pink is delish, for sure... I've been using it like mad. And I've rocked the glittery black for a smokey look. It's not the most glitterific in the world, but it does sparkle. This pic shows the pink without a base:

Holy shit I'm back! I've been so busy with the new, non-glamorous job that I've been neglecting this blog. Shame on Me! Perhaps I deserve a spanking, but so few people get that privilege. Heh! So without further ado, pictures! Is that Me rocking pigtails? Hur hur yup! Couldn't stop Myself from coloring My hairs again! Burgundy over brown. Huzzah! Just for fun, some light, pale makeup. New LEI bra! Yummy!!! Bitch be glittery, yo! Daydreaming on the bus. Taking a catnap. Literally. I love this look, the keyhole cleavage. Something kinda sexy about it.