Your Neighborhood Professional Deviant

I love to yammer on and on about beauty and bath products. You haven't noticed? That's a mighty big rock you live under! Did you have to take out a mortgage on it? But yeah, I have an addiction to things like soap, makeup, lotion, and nail polish.  There are worse addictions out there. Like meth. And reality television.  Because if my obsessions, I do get a lot of folks asking about My list of All Time Faves. This would be a HUGE list. But I've decided to compile a small list of some that are at the top of said list.  It's also getting close to Christmas and My birthday so... I guess this blog post could be one of those Two Bird killing stones that you hear so much about.  Ready?   Onward!   First item that I adore is something that I also miss. Glam'Eyes mascara by Rimmel has to be the best mascara I have ever used. Ever. Proverbial hands are proverbially down! I curse the Makeup Gods for discontinuing it. I wept into My Cheerios for weeks ...

I received a freebie sample kit from NuboNau today. Yay! It came in a pretty, white, mesh bag. That's a keeper! Too nice to throw away :) Inside were samples of SheerinO'kho Outdoor Meetings Wintertime face cream , SheerinO'kho 1st Class Flight face cream , Pai Comfrey & Calendula body cream , Nude Moisture Balance , Nude Miracle Mask , Nude Advanced Eye Complex , John Masters Oragnics Blood Orange & Vanilla body wash , and matching body milk . Yay! Can't wait to use them. Maybe this big storm tonight will be a good reason to have bath time.

Name that song hah! The following blog post is girlie in nature and totally materialistic. Some chicks, sissies, and clueless shopping boyfriends might enjoy this post. Just wanted to make a post about the lovely items I got this past week. I'm feeling like it's still My birthday! I got two of these box sets of makeup . 72 eye shadows, 24 lip glosses (potted in the one case), 6 blushes, 3 nail polishes, 3 lip glosses (tubes) 3 pencils, a pencil sharpener, 5 shadow applicators (felt-tip), and 5 brushes. It's like playing with a rainbow on My face! And the delish Samantha gave the company's products a thumbs up so... yay! I also got a set of hair pretties that are tasty tasty. Pinks and grays all around! Huzzah. Flowers, rhinestones, all sorts of wonderful! Here's a blurry pic of it. Alas, the interwebs is not bringing anything up about it. I shall have to take pictures all stylin soon for ya'll! I also got some nice head bands in blacks and reds. Yay! And this c...