Your Neighborhood Professional Deviant

I have yet to work at a club that will allow Me to sport these bad boys without a thong underneath LOL. So I usually rock a nude-colored one. Sometimes a hint isn't enough ;)

Replaced My most super awesome boots, with major help from an awesome friend. Here's one of the new ones next to one of the scuffed up, torn, glued together, re-glued, re-re-glued old ones LOL

The Green Dice Of Awesomeness. It took Me almost 8 years to get them, but they are finally Mine!! MUAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAAAA!*coughwheeze* Allow Me to elaborate. Once upon a time, our fair heroine moved to Florida and wished to continue Her career as a topless entertainer. So She ventured forth to the kingdom of Inner Room II. There She met the hero, the young Kyle. Kyle was of the land of Under Age Armbandia. The two hit it off greatly, and there was much revelry. Our fair heroine would admire the dice he wore while She gave him many wedgies and noogies and other such Happy Fun Abuse. For what seemed like ages, young Kyle would promise to make a necklace for our heroine, in Her favorite color... green! LOL so yeah, I finally got them! Yay!!!

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away (California) I was a cam wench on iFriends. Solo pr0n, girl on girl, an domination. Woot! That was oh... 10 years ago. I've decided to pad My wallet more than usual by going back to iFriends. This time it will be 100% Domination, tease, denial, etc. No pr0n at this time. I've gotten a cam upgrade, and all that's left for Me to do is finish updating My iFriends account to the site's likings. So yeah... coming soon to a webcam near you! Here's some shots to show off the new cam's HD-ness! Yeehaw :D (the first pic is clickable to enlarge)

It's so freaking sexy it hurts.

It's warm again and that means beach time! Good thing it's across the street! :D So I need a new bikini so that I might infect the beach with My fierceness. Updated wishlist here!

I've added some glittery goodness to My wishlist on Amazon. It's on the New Wish List . Don't forget to browse the Old One too!

I recently received some amazing chocolates from France, including some Knock You Over, booze-filled delights. Oh em eff gee, did I ever nom them with a fierceness! It was the highlight of this year so far, that's for sure!