Your Neighborhood Professional Deviant

Dear Feminism,   How're you doing today? Are you feeling ok? You were doing so well, but then you had a relapse. I'm worried about you!   Yes, I suppose that this is an intervention. No worries, I haven't called in your loved ones and a television crew. This is just you and I, chatting about your health.   We've known each other a long time. I admit, for a while there, I was worried about some of your decisions. Slut shaming, turning against certain women instead of supporting all of us. But you made amazing progress since then. You embraced all women. You went from "Smut is demeaning" to "these women are empowered and sex positive!" and I was so proud! You had finally figured it all out. I celebrated your accomplishment.   It seems that you've changed your mind, though. You've taken a step backwards, and this concerns me. Now you're back to slut shaming... you're even shaming pixelated game characters and inked comic book ch...

Guess who decided to ramble on about vidya? Huzzah! Gaming!   Lately I've been rather hooked on Plants Vs Zombies 2 . It's conveniently on my iPhone, and it's rather fun. I loved the original game , so when I heard about it's sequel...? Oh yeah!   VS FIGHT!   So to start things off, I played Plants Vs Zombies on the PC. I'm playing Plants Vs Zombies 2 on the above mentioned iPhone. So yeah, there are differences a'plenty. So when I compare the games, keep in mind that I'm not comparing a phone game vs a phone game...   One thing I like better about the sequel is the difference in the Adventure Modes. The original game has your basic areas: Day, Night, Pool, Fog, and Roof. Each area has unique challenges, which is fun... but the sequel's areas... aka eras, are much more diverse, fun, and very good looking. Instead of weather and lighting changes, the areas are a variety of time periods. Currently (they add a new area on occasion via app upg...

Remember the last time I casted on Twitch?   Me neither! I think it was about 3 years ago...   Oops.   But oh hay! Guess what? This year, on My birthday, I'm gonna cast!   So on 12/26, get yer pretty little asses to My Twitch page   THE TWITCH BITCH IS BACK!     I'm going to raid a friend's house and play some of them there vidya games! It'll be a hoot. Promise. I haven't gotten the exact time frame down yet, so keep an eye on My Twitter account for updates.   So here is a poll for ya'll. I need to pick what games I'm gonna play for a few hours. You can pick more than one! If you want to donate a game (on Steam) for Me to play on My birthday cast, please choose Other and type in what game you're donating!   Here's My Steam info iffn ya want it:   Steam   Steam wishlist   Which game(s) do you want to see on SquidMango's Birthday Cast? Aura: Fate Of The Ages Bastion Braid Darksiders Giana Sisters: Twisted...

Hi! My name is Paige Delaney D'Winter and I love video games!   I've been playing video games since I was a wee lass, so probably since about 1980. Yes, I'm that old.     Get off my lawn.   The first gaming systems I owned as a child were the Colecovision (1982) and the IBM PC Jr (1984).       My very first favorite video game was Adventure for the Colecovision. Your character was a square. You fought dragons that kinda looked like ducks.     Not a lot of issues with pixelated boobs there, eh?   When I was a kid, I was a Super Duper Tom Boy (Deluxe Edition), but I've become quite a... chick, for lack of a better term. If you don't know who I am, I've embraced My femme side and I dove headfirst into the adult entertainment industry at age 18. So needless to say, I've kind of wandered the spectrum as far as how I identified as a biological female.   Recently, I've seen all of the chaos that is GamerGate, primaril...

Q1) You sure are a busy lady! What do you do in your spare time? A1) I have spare time? LOL ok I admit, sometimes I do. And sometimes I have enough energy to do something other than sleep! So let’s see here, how about a list of Leisure Activities? I work on new art! When I have the supplies, I do things from make stained glass to bullet jewelry, I make collages, paint, sketch… but My major passion is PC-related. I design fractal art. I play video games. On the PC I have a lot of retro games and Pokemon games via emulators, I play on My 360… games like Castlevania, Soul Calibur, Bayonetta, Final Fantasy, Alan Wake… and I still have a PS2, a PS1, and an NES! I love retro games, horror, fighting, and RPG games. I read a lot. Mostly fantasy, crime suspense, and paranormal romance. I love a few series, such as the Lincoln Rhyme series by Jefferey Deaver, The Lords series by Gena Showalter, and the Dresden series by Jim Butler. I also love biographical and pictoral biographies about favorite...

Time for the first post of Q & A! I've got 3 queries lined up and ready to go! Q1)How do you approach the subject of asking your significant other if you can explore different things on your own, ie SM, BDSM ect. Yes, being physical would be involved. The reason for wanting to go solo, is there are things that cant be done to the one you love, there needs to be no "attraction" or "feelings" just letting the primal urge take over. Not breaking up so you can go sleep around, and being safe when ever it is done, just letting the wild side come out and relieve the urge to go behind the back to get what you need. If you aren't already in an open relationship, this can be hard to do. I'd be honest about it, but I'd ease into the sexual "physical" aspect of it after you gauge their reaction to the BDSM stuff. You know your partner best. If you think, before even approaching them about any of this, that they aren't the type to be ok with an...

Twitter can lead to odd things, such as this post, which is dedicated to combining the wild world of Pokemon with stripping. Yes. You read that right. LAWL. So.... here's what weirdness insomnia + booze + Twitter + 100 hours of Pokemon Leaf Green can do: If customers were Pokemanz, here's what we'd deal with: Camerupt (the customer we all fear. Get him hot and bothered and he... erupts. Ew.) Combusken (the hot head that is quick to ignite and brawl) Exploud (the big mouth. Always has to talk shit and talk shit loudly) Gastly (total creeper) Grimer (dude needs a shower! AKA not everyone should come to the titty bar directly from work) Kakuna (ew, Harden.) Koffing (you know this guy, with his fatal throat cancer AND the 8lb cigar) Lickitung (the ever popular licker.) Marowak (so boneheaded and thick. Stubborn as hell) Tangela (getting away from his tangle of grabby arms is impossible) What if strippers were Pokemanz? I haven't ma...

Yep, another Monday, another attempt at catching up. Boobies! My bewbs are stayin warm at night! Music makes My nipples hard... This is the only way I can be rated G Oops, My bikini string is twisted... Nuff said! Glitteratti Frosty eyes FTW

More 365 pics for yall! The wind loves to fuck with My hair I tell ya! Do love My Metroid shirt! You should love it too... Rockin some terra cotta and pink shadows Dunno what the fuck My hair was thinking that day, it was rebelling! LOL Man she was perfection... Ya'll should say hi to the ladies!

Stripping is like Hotel California. There is always the possibility for checking out, but it sticks with you in certain ways. Not that I'm quitting, but even when I'm doing the most mundane things, there it is. Yesterday I spent some much needed time with a friend and her family. It was her, her husband, their 3 kids, his sister, and the sister's kid. Lots of awesomeness. At one point my friend asked Me to play DDR with them. Without even thinking about it, My reply was "Nuh uh, no dancing. It's my day off." Doh! :D

The view of the XXXmas tree from My favorite spot at the bar... by the touch screen game! LOL

So I've decided that I want to combine My love of guns, My love of video games, and My love of lesbians. I wanna make action-shooter, video game parody, lesbian porno. For reals. I'm super cereal here kids. I wanna do it. I always think of a porn title too late. Wanted to make Call Of Booty. Already been done. DAMMIT! That would have been perfect given My current back end. I'll settle for Queers of War, Counter-Dyke, Rainbow-Sex, and Unreal Pornament though! (notice from the Editor: Unreal Pornament HAS been done before! DAMMIT! ) So yeah. Gotta get some hot porn chicks, some appropriate attire to skank-ify, some fake guns, and someplace to shoot. Hooorah!

I have this friend... well I don't know him too well but I consider him a friend. He's one of the awesome broadcasters on Jtv . His wit + awesome video gaming goodness = girl boner. Well tonight he broke his goal of 1000 followers of his channel. To celebrate, he took his top off in channel. For all to see. For all to bask in the glory that is his very Caucasian nipply goodness. So I figured I'd help celebrate by taking My top off too. This way he doesn't feel so alone. So this picture is for Man. cause Man is the man.

Here I am, at the far end of the bar at Tootsy's. Procrastinating... Sometimes it's MUCH more fun to play the touch screen game and drink instead of do the Door Wench thing. LOL!

Chug 21 is my game. I've been rockin it for ages and it's my daily ritual at any bar I work at with a touch screen game. I start my shift with a round or ten LOL.

You Tarzan, me Jane? I dunno why I started pondering this, but I'm currently musing over the idea of women who are into activities that have been Big Red Stamped as "dude" stuff. Not so much WHY some of us are into things that have such labels, but why some guys think that its HOT AS FUCK for us to be into them. Is it because we "shouldn't"? Or because it gives us something in common with said guys and that is a plus for them? What IS hot about it? I'm into hunting, fishing, hiking/tracking, sports, video games, guns, cars... and a lot of times, when I admit that, I get " OMG SO HOT " from dudes. The fact that they dig it is fairly awesome. It sure beats the whole "Ugh. You woman. You like cook and clean and shoes." thing. But I'm very curious as to what guys find so Full Of Win about it. I am of the belief that these things are not for one gender or the other. I am of the belief that gender plays little role in things we enjoy...