Your Neighborhood Professional Deviant

Hi! My name is Paige Delaney D'Winter and I love video games!   I've been playing video games since I was a wee lass, so probably since about 1980. Yes, I'm that old.     Get off my lawn.   The first gaming systems I owned as a child were the Colecovision (1982) and the IBM PC Jr (1984).       My very first favorite video game was Adventure for the Colecovision. Your character was a square. You fought dragons that kinda looked like ducks.     Not a lot of issues with pixelated boobs there, eh?   When I was a kid, I was a Super Duper Tom Boy (Deluxe Edition), but I've become quite a... chick, for lack of a better term. If you don't know who I am, I've embraced My femme side and I dove headfirst into the adult entertainment industry at age 18. So needless to say, I've kind of wandered the spectrum as far as how I identified as a biological female.   Recently, I've seen all of the chaos that is GamerGate, primaril...

Twitter can lead to odd things, such as this post, which is dedicated to combining the wild world of Pokemon with stripping. Yes. You read that right. LAWL. So.... here's what weirdness insomnia + booze + Twitter + 100 hours of Pokemon Leaf Green can do: If customers were Pokemanz, here's what we'd deal with: Camerupt (the customer we all fear. Get him hot and bothered and he... erupts. Ew.) Combusken (the hot head that is quick to ignite and brawl) Exploud (the big mouth. Always has to talk shit and talk shit loudly) Gastly (total creeper) Grimer (dude needs a shower! AKA not everyone should come to the titty bar directly from work) Kakuna (ew, Harden.) Koffing (you know this guy, with his fatal throat cancer AND the 8lb cigar) Lickitung (the ever popular licker.) Marowak (so boneheaded and thick. Stubborn as hell) Tangela (getting away from his tangle of grabby arms is impossible) What if strippers were Pokemanz? I haven't ma...

Yes I wear glasses. I need to get a new pair, however. These ones are a tad scratched.

Chug 21 is my game. I've been rockin it for ages and it's my daily ritual at any bar I work at with a touch screen game. I start my shift with a round or ten LOL.

I snagged the Devil and Angel pins from Jennie ala Devil's Panties this past weekend, and thought it would be fun to wear them whilst I was Door Wenching. I got many compliments! A few people even suggested I get them inked on my shoulders LOL. Maybe!

Every year, I haul ass out to Orlando for MegaCon . I unleash My inner Geek. I shop till I drop, I become a squealing fangirl, and I support My artistically talented pals. This year was no exception. My yearly tradition is to have My super awesome pals, Jennie, and Nigel, sign My boobs. I also greet said Jennie with a vigorous shaking of the boobs in question. This year they had to share one boob, since the other is newly inked. Oops! But they managed rather well. If you don't know who they are, Jennie has a delightful webcomic called The Devil's Panties , and Nigel is a badass pirate with some amazing art . I also got to see another great guy I know, Tommy, who is also an amazing artist . He was busy every time I passed by, so I didn't get to pester him this year. :( One major highlight of the con was meeting and posing with John DeLancie, Brent Spiner, and Levar Burton, as you can see by the photo in this post. They were SO amazing. I've always loved those guys. Best ...

Megacon was epic, as always. More so this year, in some ways, IMHO. Details to come when I have some spare time!