Your Neighborhood Professional Deviant

This blog post is directed to one Rod Stuart, who happens to be a very groovy dude and a friend of Mine. He rocks My socks. No matter how bad My nights are at work, he is always able to cheer Me up. He is the highlight of My time at Tootsy's, and when he isn't there I am very :( (heeheheee there ya go, Rod... yer own blog post!)

Stripping is like Hotel California. There is always the possibility for checking out, but it sticks with you in certain ways. Not that I'm quitting, but even when I'm doing the most mundane things, there it is. Yesterday I spent some much needed time with a friend and her family. It was her, her husband, their 3 kids, his sister, and the sister's kid. Lots of awesomeness. At one point my friend asked Me to play DDR with them. Without even thinking about it, My reply was "Nuh uh, no dancing. It's my day off." Doh! :D

I *heart* Fleshweld. That is all. :P

You know why I love being at Tootsy's so much? Totally not the (lack of) oodles of cash there. It's that, with a handful of people there, we have that Super Awesome Dysfunctional Family thing going on that I haven't seen since the IR2 days. Granted, there are less of us in the family at Tootsy's than there were at IR2. But those who count, count! Prime example: When I had the black eye the other week? I showed up to work and was freaking out about how the makeup I had wasn't covering it up well enough. Everyone who "counts" chipped in their makeup so I could fix My poor face. Even the manager, Bill, dug up extra makeup from the office for Me to use. Teamwork saved My face!

The Green Dice Of Awesomeness. It took Me almost 8 years to get them, but they are finally Mine!! MUAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAAAA!*coughwheeze* Allow Me to elaborate. Once upon a time, our fair heroine moved to Florida and wished to continue Her career as a topless entertainer. So She ventured forth to the kingdom of Inner Room II. There She met the hero, the young Kyle. Kyle was of the land of Under Age Armbandia. The two hit it off greatly, and there was much revelry. Our fair heroine would admire the dice he wore while She gave him many wedgies and noogies and other such Happy Fun Abuse. For what seemed like ages, young Kyle would promise to make a necklace for our heroine, in Her favorite color... green! LOL so yeah, I finally got them! Yay!!!

Yesterday I got the honor and privileged of taking the delish Cameron Keys out on the town. If you do not know this awesome, sexy, amazing porn superstar, you need to get to work . First we lounged at her room a while, taking in the local ambiance. We gabbed, laughed, talked shit, and she got sexy for her regular cam show. Macaroni Art FTW! ;) I got to play tour guide around town, and later on we ended up at the Pier for OM NOM NOM NOMs. The food was wonderful, the ocean was gorgeous at night, and the wind and waves made it a perfect evening. As the night turned into early morning, I took her to the local, good smut shop to drool at clothing and to see if they had any of her DVDs. It was a fun little scavenger hunt! Yes, my smut shop is a giant boob. I love getting to see my lovely friend. I wish I could play with her more often! Maybe soon ;)