Your Neighborhood Professional Deviant

Once upon a time, in a strip club in Merritt Island, I used a hard plastic box as a tip collector/purse. I covered it in fun stickers. Said stickers amused many customers. The box has become a sort of legend from that time. Note the crack on the top of the box? That's from when I had to hit some douche bag customer upside the head. Oops.

You know why I love being at Tootsy's so much? Totally not the (lack of) oodles of cash there. It's that, with a handful of people there, we have that Super Awesome Dysfunctional Family thing going on that I haven't seen since the IR2 days. Granted, there are less of us in the family at Tootsy's than there were at IR2. But those who count, count! Prime example: When I had the black eye the other week? I showed up to work and was freaking out about how the makeup I had wasn't covering it up well enough. Everyone who "counts" chipped in their makeup so I could fix My poor face. Even the manager, Bill, dug up extra makeup from the office for Me to use. Teamwork saved My face!

Oh how I do fucking love these boots. Alas, they are so beat and worn... I need a new pair of them :( Any regulars from the old IR2 days will recognize them. They were handed down to Me from the mighty, mighty Viper. Heehee. I miss that woman!

The Green Dice Of Awesomeness. It took Me almost 8 years to get them, but they are finally Mine!! MUAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAAAA!*coughwheeze* Allow Me to elaborate. Once upon a time, our fair heroine moved to Florida and wished to continue Her career as a topless entertainer. So She ventured forth to the kingdom of Inner Room II. There She met the hero, the young Kyle. Kyle was of the land of Under Age Armbandia. The two hit it off greatly, and there was much revelry. Our fair heroine would admire the dice he wore while She gave him many wedgies and noogies and other such Happy Fun Abuse. For what seemed like ages, young Kyle would promise to make a necklace for our heroine, in Her favorite color... green! LOL so yeah, I finally got them! Yay!!!

Giving folks a lil Retro Paige Goodness. A photo taken back at Inner Room 2 years ago. Rockin My fave outfit. Haven't worn this in years. And I miss My super awesome claws of doom. *sob* I was so fucking hot!

Tonight I danced for the first time since about June. I was so nervous! It was like being Newbie Stripper all over again LOL. I was only slightly wobbly on stage, I swear! I got lots of compliments on my Playboy bikini and gartered panties! Yay! My Tootsy's gals kept Me sane LOL. Money wasn't spectacular, but such is life on a Wednesday. Plus it's still Bike Week so... I met a very nice gentleman from up north. We had fun chatting and dancing. Wife #1 and I had a mini Inner Room 2 reunion with some former coworkers. THAT was way cool. And I got to hang with The Jay. This is always A++ I hope I can get some more spare time to dance soon. I missed it a lot!