Your Neighborhood Professional Deviant

  I struggle with my hair. It's bleached, I live in Humidville, USA so it frizzes. When I turned 40 it decided to gain a wave. So I am always down to try new hair care products to try to tame it.   Function Of Beauty caught my eye so I decided to test drive their products. You can tweak the products to suit your hair. Take their hair quiz and get just what your hair needs. There are so many variables to choose from. From what the products help with, to scent, to color! And your bottles get a custom name!               Keep in mind that everyone's hair is unique. Mine is naturally oily at the roots, but since I bleach it, the ends are dry. I have very fine hair. I also went from pin straight to a slight wave when I turned 40 (Lawd knows why...).   Shampoo is of average to thin consistency. Lathers decently. Not super huge bubbles, but abundant.   Conditioner is nice and thick. Only really needed to leave it in f...

This blog post is per request...a pictorial history of my hair from 1999 until now. Wigs not included... I've got a masochistic side but c'mon people. Sheesh.                                                    

Could it be? The finale for the 365 Project? YES! We made it! Everyone should read really good stuff. These are like textbooks, IMHO. Welcome to Tootsy's! Hur hur, the stripper isle at Walmart? Best nappin place ever? A bit of Azn style! Holy fuck where'd the hairs go? Yep, chopped it all off, for the first time in TWENTY years. Giving My poor hairs a fresh start. Om nom nom cherries. RIP Jani Lane . Check dem lil hairs! Keepin the red around a while I think. And there you have it! A year of images, free of charge, not so free of fun.