Your Neighborhood Professional Deviant

It's gotten to the point where I don't go out much. I'm a bum like that. When I do go out, it's usually right to Tootsy's! Yep, I spend my nights off at work. But I know the faces, I tend not to pay for drinks, and I feel safe there. It's almost always a fun time. I also get to support my friends while the work. Makes Me wonder how many strippers go to their own bar for a drink on their own time. How many are just "Ew I hate it there as it is!" and only go when they have to. I can really only think of one bar that I've danced at that I've never hung out at on Non Work Time. Maybe I'm just a nudie bar addict? I did start out as a customer. A regular no less!

I hate being sick. I become a big baby, I swear it! I want someone to feed me soup, brush My hair, and rub My shoulders. Hold My hand while I whine LOL! My cats are ok at the cuddly part, but they suck at fetching soup. I took Monday off from door wenching thanks to a fever of 101, aches, etc. Bleh! At this rate I might be out of commission all week, which is a pain in My wallet. If it gets any worse, I might be glued to My bed for a while, so the 365 photo project might be a Catch Up thing for a bit. Worst case scenario... I will post whatever days I miss in one post. I'll give stripping this, I don't need a doctor's note when I call out, and I wont get fired for it. And I'm sure some folks think "suck it up and work!" but really, who wants a lap dance from a contagious person? Ew. And smoke + breathing issues = DO NOT WANT.

This is what My day off turned into. Even hanging out at Tootsy's can be lucrative.