Your Neighborhood Professional Deviant

More pic updating. Argh I am so behind lol... First off, my new hairs! Rawr!! And boobies, of course. A relaxed day in a Tacky 70's Shirt that I love to collect. Moi at Mayhem , ordering some booze. Myself and My most favorite bartender and violent woman, Aenea. She is My River, and I am her Inara! Ready to rock the convention! The boots were a great tribute from a slave of Mine. Pool side FTW! Hair pulled back, most recent color scheme.

More 365 pics for yall! The wind loves to fuck with My hair I tell ya! Do love My Metroid shirt! You should love it too... Rockin some terra cotta and pink shadows Dunno what the fuck My hair was thinking that day, it was rebelling! LOL Man she was perfection... Ya'll should say hi to the ladies!

everyone should smell the roses once a day... lol An adorable PJ shirt... Lucky Downy! Tis a bit cold in here... Meow! Too short, but I need the booze!

This is what you missed yesterday at Tootsy's! I hope everyone had a lovely Valentine's Day/Singles Awareness Day.

Happy Valentine's Day ya'll! Here's what I'm wearing to work for the event LOL you can't go wrong with roses!

I love My teams, SO much. I'd love to rock logo stuff at work. So look at the awesomeness I've found! I could get a Yankees bra ! But do I want white or black? Or both? Put that with these ... And then I could get some Jets sets just like those. Bra and thong . Alas, that site doesn't have NHL stuff! Victoria's Secret has these undies , but nothing to match them. At least, nothing I can use at work/for shoots. Hmm... what else? There's an official NY Rangers bikini , but it's full back, not thong. Alas... Same for My Jets ... But OMG this is sexy as fuck ! This rocks too . Holy shit. And a corset outfit . Sweet! Mmmmm sexy Jets gear! Win! The downside? That person doesn't seem to have NHL or MLB stuff. Hmm...

Feverish Paige is feverish. x____x Yesterday and today's 365 pics: The first picture came about because I have a lot of submissive and/or giantess-fetish fans. So here's what looking up at Me whilst kneeling might be like. The next pic... well let's just say that Hello Kitty = awesome. Tee hee hee.

Here I am, at the far end of the bar at Tootsy's. Procrastinating... Sometimes it's MUCH more fun to play the touch screen game and drink instead of do the Door Wench thing. LOL!

I seriously hate having tan lines. I would MUCH rather have an all over tan. Alas, thanks to using buses and bicycles, I have super dark lower arms, then I have My basic tan from tanning at the beach, and then I have the pale spots where My Playboy bikini hides My skin from the sun. MEH!!!

I fucking adore My Kariza wrap. Despite the whole "wear it 1000 ways!" advert for it, I most often wear it simply as a skirt. I wear it out to eat, to the beach for sure, to work, etc. I need to get more! :D

So I've spent the past few days working on My tan with My wifey. The awesomeness of living across the street from a beach! I'm very meticulous about tanning. Even amounts of time on each side. I tend to do an hour on one side, then flip! I'm like a fuckin rotisserie chicken, but hotter. And less likely to be used as a food source.

Someday I will upgrade the cans. For now, I will make do with clutching them a lot to make them look bigger lol

Yeah, a twofer... as promised. Felt a wee bit better today, so Wifey and I hit the beach across the street from My condo. The sun was good for what ails Me :)Behold, the Unglamorous Moi Sans Makeup. Hur hur. I love how empty My area of the beach is, I can hike up the back of My bikini to tan My ass!

After a day tanning on the beach across from My condo, especially when the heat index is 101 degrees, it's nice to lay about. Nekkid + cool sheets = ahhhhh.

Giving folks a lil Retro Paige Goodness. A photo taken back at Inner Room 2 years ago. Rockin My fave outfit. Haven't worn this in years. And I miss My super awesome claws of doom. *sob* I was so fucking hot!

It's warm again and that means beach time! Good thing it's across the street! :D So I need a new bikini so that I might infect the beach with My fierceness. Updated wishlist here!