Your Neighborhood Professional Deviant

This blog post is per request...a pictorial history of my hair from 1999 until now. Wigs not included... I've got a masochistic side but c'mon people. Sheesh.                                                    

As promised, an update on the 365 project! Here's my new wig. Yay! I love how it looks. The wig. Yes there's hair in this picture. LOL! Rockin a bloo Tootsy's shirt! Havin some quality time with Captain Fluffy Pants Jr It means "tiger" Neener neener! Cause guys get so WHINY when I don't use lube... Meow! Can you tell I love this wig?

Easter head. I has it.

My PC has been revived, restored, and reopened for business! So now to play a little game of Catch Up on this here 365 project. First up, here I am at My guard post at Tootsy's... the front door. I'm up in yer nudie barz, checkin yer IDz. The red lighting is a pain in the ass, but it's how it goes at the front door. This photo shows what My tips SHOULD be like. Often. It was a good night that night LOL so behold, My tip cups: If you haven't heard yet, I am in the process of taking My hair from Black light Blonde to white. Yes, you heard Me right. White. Because I wanna have some Make You Stare, super sexy Jean Harlow hairs . The shampoo and conditioner I use to get the yellow out of My hair is purple. Sometimes it makes My hair look like an Easter egg. LULZ. This is the current state of My hairs. Somewhat white in some areas. The roots and length in the back are being stubborn. Here I am, chillin at the PC tonight. All wrapped up in a comfy hoodie. Esche, the Kitler, is...

Ugh My PC doesn't want Me to be able to do ANYTHING. FML. So, pics! The first one is showing off what I wore whilst Door Wenching at Tootsy's on Monday night. Shiny! The 2nd image is just fun. Fun hair, fun facial shadows... fun!

Contrary to unpopular belief, I can pull off elegant in anything. So suck it ;)

Blah. I love being blonde but... the bleaching is KILLING My hair. :( I miss My hair being waist-length and growing. Now it's all breaky and sad. I make many :( faces now.

Sorry about missing Monday's picture post.. sick Paige is sick. x_____x Here we can see what it's like to be Me on a bummy, lazy day. In some comfy 'jammies as well as with My hair right after a bleaching.

Yep, another Guess The Title Quote LOL My blondeversary was in July. 1 year of Bleach, Bleach, Bleach! Bored again! Pondering if I'm going to stick with the bleach blonde thing after 2010 keels over and dies. I have three possible ideas for a new look in the New Year... *Going carrot top red again. Perhaps like this or a shade or 2 lighter: *Staying black light blonde and getting a bunch of clip in extensions in variety of different shades of blonde to have a wild blonde look (according to the swatches below, I'd get 12, 14, 16, 18, 22, 24, 27, & 613). *Staying black light blonde and getting a bunch of clip in extensions in a variety of blondes, reds, browns, and some black. Lots of "natural" colors all over the place (most of these colors, also the blondes I mentioned in the 2nd idea, as well as some bolder reds). The streaks wouldn't be very wide. Probably not even as wide as two fingers. Kinda like this but obviously with more colors: So... what do ya'l...