Your Neighborhood Professional Deviant

Finally able to upload some pics! Whew. Here I am gettin ready for the fiery red. My hairs look like Easter lol. Seriously. Easter hairs. The dye is in place! Dats some red! Muh hairs are on fire! Onoes! Crazy color, eh? Loved it! Wanna climb the mountains? In the darkness, the red still looks pink lol. More fire. This pic is older, kinda cheating. It was in oh.... 2005? I was always a cat lady lol. Bath time! I love Me some paranormal romance novels. Yay smut! Arrrrr! Here I was ready for the new Pirates movie. As in Depp, not as in porn. Hur hur. Playin with some new clip in hairs. Hahahahaaa. More fake hair silliness. I am obviously up to no good. I has a bunneh. It actually belonged to a friend's daughter. Dawwwww! Smoooooo! My froofy drink at Spooky Empire's Mayhem. Om nom nom booze. I like bling. Shiny!

More updating goodness for ya'll! Rockin a very bright bloo shirt from work. Lub Me some Tootsy's tank tops. Had a great makeup day here, wanted to share it. Yep, 2 phones cause that's how I roll LOL. Gods I do love this wig! Snageed this retro 80s shirt at a thrift store. Yum! Rose earrings. Roses are an obsession of Mine. I was one perky broad in this picture LOL

Ugh My PC doesn't want Me to be able to do ANYTHING. FML. So, pics! The first one is showing off what I wore whilst Door Wenching at Tootsy's on Monday night. Shiny! The 2nd image is just fun. Fun hair, fun facial shadows... fun!

Contrary to unpopular belief, I can pull off elegant in anything. So suck it ;)

Pay no mind to the gross gut. Hah! I love My navel ring. Trendy? No, not really. I got it back in 1997 which was a wee bit before the tend drooled across the land. And besides... that's a 10g ring. I got pierced that size. Fuck yer trend. There will be no namby pamby 16g or 14g bullshit here.

LOL I was tired and disheveled as fuck in this picture, but I wanted to show off the earrings! Scope the piles of books, my Starting Over rubber duckie collection, and the spiffy green lights. XD

I love big, sparkly things! :D

It's so freaking sexy it hurts.