Your Neighborhood Professional Deviant

Here we see the rare, North American Intelligus Hotticus in her den. She only comes out in the daytime when it is closer to sunset, for this is the best time for her to feed. She frequently prowls for local sushi, or the elusive curried goat. Tonight we caught a glimpse of her grazing at the local salad bar. So majestic!

We're some silly bitches. The first two images are of Myself and Hazel (this would be Hazel the 3rd if you're counting Hazels), and the last includes one of our waitresses, Lindsey.