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One of My super awesome, smexy, fancy robes from My numerous shopping trips in China Town.

Insomnia time. Wish list boredom. What am I adding now? I was adding board games, puzzles, and marbles (I collect marbles), but now I'm adding art and posters. I want to finish decorating My condo. My living room is all in Marilyn Monroe art. I already have oh.. close to 20 pieces that I need to hang. My side hall is going to be all Audrey Hepburn. I have one large Print that ya'll have probably seen already. One side of the main hall is going to be framed puzzles I finish. I used to be addicted to doing puzzles. I miss them. I should get back into it. It exercises My brain. The other side is going to be all art/posters relating to NYC. I miss My home city. I only have one print so far, of Grand Central Station. I'm currently going to town on Amazon, wishlisting a lot of stuff. My kitchen is going to be all frog-related items. Right now I only have a few figurines. But when I'm done, everything from the figurines to the plates to the dish towels will be froggy! I don...

Good morning blogging world, why are we awake? I'm feeling rather happy and bouncy, and My iTunes spit up a song I used to dance to back in NY. Love it so much

Sick stripper is sick. Been out from work for almost 2 weeks! Ugh... And man am I just a big baby when I'm sick! All I want to do is curl up in bed and be pampered. :( And yes, I am sportin a sweater in this picture. A sweater. In Florida. Yup. I get cold VERY easily. Always have! Even though I spent most of My life in New York, I have always been 8 kinds of cranky once it's under 70 degrees. And air conditioning kills Me! If I'm in a very cooled room for too long, I get ear aches and sore throats and just general BLAH. So here I was, sick AND cold... in a comfy sweater that I had to unpack from the Winter Clothes boxes. It's a good thing I never threw them out when I moved south!

Yesterday I had about 12 hours of No Power in My condo. Electricity is such a wonderful thing, and I'm not even talking about violet wands right now! It started out as "upgrading the wiring" in the building... but by evening time, even FPL was involved. Sheesh. It made Me think of the power outs I've experienced while dancing. LOL I dunno why My brain always comes back to stripping. XD I remember a blackout once at Bubbles. This was a lil club I worked at in Cocoa Beach (almost neighbors with Patrick Air Force Base) a few years back. My current "little sister", Mia was working with Me at the time, and we were both rockin the black hair thing. We played Dirty Marco Polo in the dark for a while. It was fun! Even further back in My stripper history, was a black out at the Bear. This was the first club I danced at! Once upon a time, in Long Island far far away... we had a blackout at the Bear. It was summertime, so we opened up the back door to let in some air. ...

If I set for myself a task, be it so trifling, I shall see it through. How else shall I have confidence in myself to do important things? - George Clason I have such... interesting goals. * I'd like to be in a music video, or on the cover of an album. * Speaking of music, I'd like to be the inspiration for a song. * I'd love to run My own dungeon or strip club. It's as close to retirement as I'd like to get LOL * I'd love to get even a tiny little part in a mainstream TV show or movie. * I want to travel more. Not only places in the US like Vegas, but abroad. I want to see India, Italy, Morocco, Most of the UK, a lot of Europe. * I want to get My clothing line off of the ground. * I would kill to have a summer place back in My beloved NYC, and keep My condo as the winter home here in Florida.

My most favorite robe. I live in it when I'm being lazy at home. I got it back in Chinatown, when I still lived in NYC. If it were up to Me, I'd have tons of them, in every color combination! Heehee.