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Are ya'll ready for another product review? Today's review is for a dress from BodyKandi.com . They have a gorgeous, and user-friendly website, and good prices! I was quite excited to peruse their wares. I ended up choosing this dress , with plans to use it for one of My UV parties at Tootsy's. I wasn't 100% positive that the ribbons would react under black light, but I was willing to give it a shot, and the dress is simple enough that adding to it wouldn't be an issue. Here is what it looks like on the model: I emailed back and forth with Shannon, who was a total sweetie, and the dress arrived in good time. Perfect timing, actually, for the event! This was how the dress arrived in the mail, complete with a nice note from the company! Very nice of them to do so :D Here's the dress, fresh out of the packaging: It came laced up with the pink ribbons, and had the green ribbons separately packaged. It also came with a matching thong. The thong is small on Me, low in...

I recently had the grand pleasure of ordering from Sin City Playwear . They have some seriously sexy lingerie , so how could I resist? I decided to go with the Stretch Velvet Kimono Mini Dress for Hallows. I've seen the outfit around on the interwebs and I've always liked the look of it. This is what the promo pic looks like: Now yes, My geeky inner voice shouted "NOT A KIMONO!!" but this should, in no way, reflect on Sin City. This title was given to the outfit by it's creators, not the companies that sell it. So My beloved costume/AZN aficionados, resume breathing now, k? Onward!! Whoever handles the orders and shipping at Sin City is/are champs. Serious champs. I hope they get lots of appreciative sex. Seriously. The outfit arrived so fast, I looked up from My office's mailbox to check for Superman. Holy speedy delivery! Major kudos there. I also had a great customer service experience via email. Alison sent numerous emails to Me, updating Me on status and ...

Meow did I ever go e-window shopping for faux hairs. Tasty, tasty wigs. I dig the colors on this , fun fun red & white. I'm not usually into cutesy curls but this one is fun looking. Blue hairs FTW ! The bangs look a bit meh but it might just be this pic in particular... I'm sure I can fix em up. Loving the deep, rich blue here . OMG On the fence on the colors here , but I like the style. Loving the fiery look here . Tasty tasty! Droooooooool ! Back to the cutesy one but in pink . The drool-worthy one that was in white, but a bit dark and smexy. I can be a mermaid ? :D :D Blonde, pin-uppish . Hawt. I dig the thick chunky colors . More chunks , but pink! And more ! A very 70s feel , which I love. Oh hell yes, Ms Page ! Looks like it needs some styling , but I love the 2 tone. LULZ the name but I love the look. More mermaidy goodness! I'd be rockin the evil Snow White thing here . And well... duh. This one is a must.

I've whipped up an extensive New Year's Resolution list this year. Wheeefun. I wonder how many of them I will be able to get through? :D Do more online work, be it porno, phone sessions, etc, or find a decently-paying online job that's vanilla. To get back into a healthy shape. This includes 10 mile walks each day since the bike is broken. Also, gym membership. BOOBS! BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS! THEY WILL BE DONE! Finish my chest ink, get my (late) bunny ink, and work on a few other ideas. Get back into modeling and sessions a LOT! To have a song written about Me. To be on an album of novel cover. To be in a music video. To get all of my 21 arts/crafts projects going. And sell a decent amount of product. To get all of my 4 website projects back on track and fully functional. To get the condo into tip top shape. At least 4 of the 5 shelf bookcases for media. Hang up ALL the art that is stacked around. Better organize clothes, bath stuff, session equipment, work clothes, etc. (or have...

Nah, ending that quote is too easy... I keep promising to redo My entire website. Shame on Me! Most of the time I don't have the energy. I'm so picky that I want to do it all Myself, and to be honest.. right now things aren't SO lucrative that I'd be willing to hire someone else to do it. MEH. Soon... I really do swear. LOL I want to change up the overall look/layout, switch up the color scheme to fit My new look, update the galleries... I'd like to get a real store going, MAYBE a pay section, I'd love to get the comic going, a webcam portal for Myself and hopefully other ladies, and run My clothing line from the site as well. Argh. I am Lazy Perv, here me yawn.

I'm having a hard time picking My next Sexxy Brazil conquest. So I need some votes. Try to pick one from each category... and keep in mind that a lot of them have color change options. This romper... or This romper... ***** This shorts set... or This shorts set... or This shorts set... or This shorts set... or This shorts set... or This shorts set... or This shorts set... or This shorts set... or This shorts set... ******* Skirts? How about skirts! This skirt set... or This skirt set... or This skirt set... or This skirt set... ****** This dress... or This dress...

Nothing Sexy about this picture. But it's what one would see the most if they planted their ass in My room. LOL. Here I am, checking email, checking Facebook, peeking in at EDN. I spend way too much time online! LOL

It's so freaking sexy it hurts.

I want 2 logos for My site. One with a cartoony or vector likeness of myself, the other just a very fancy P. The P would be great for "signing" photos, shirts, etc... I'm pondering the following fonts. Opinions? http://www.fontspace.com/aldus/roya l http://www.fontspace.com/shrine-of-i sis/kingdom-come http://www.fontspace.com/zamolxis/zamol xisornament http://www.fontspace.com/the-black-b ox/seven-waves-sighs-salome http://www.dafont.com/ruritania.fon t