Your Neighborhood Professional Deviant

I have this friend... well I don't know him too well but I consider him a friend. He's one of the awesome broadcasters on Jtv . His wit + awesome video gaming goodness = girl boner. Well tonight he broke his goal of 1000 followers of his channel. To celebrate, he took his top off in channel. For all to see. For all to bask in the glory that is his very Caucasian nipply goodness. So I figured I'd help celebrate by taking My top off too. This way he doesn't feel so alone. So this picture is for Man. cause Man is the man.

Awesome sneakers are awesome. Alas, they didn't have them in My size, so they're a lil snug. Worth it though!

Best. Socks. Ever. Fuck off if you can't handle their awesomeness.

I fucking love my ink and the robe and My cleavage. Life is fucking amazing. And sometimes I let you in on it.

I *heart* Fleshweld. That is all. :P

All that walking and bike riding = yay.

Chug 21 is my game. I've been rockin it for ages and it's my daily ritual at any bar I work at with a touch screen game. I start my shift with a round or ten LOL.

Jello shots! I said I could do twenty of them. Everyone scoffed, but I did it! And then some. MUAHAHAHAAA!

Once upon a time, in a strip club in Merritt Island, I used a hard plastic box as a tip collector/purse. I covered it in fun stickers. Said stickers amused many customers. The box has become a sort of legend from that time. Note the crack on the top of the box? That's from when I had to hit some douche bag customer upside the head. Oops.

This is what My day off turned into. Even hanging out at Tootsy's can be lucrative.

I love champagne. I'd drink it every night if I could. Luckily a special someone has been keeping Me sipping it a lot lately. I like to call this photo "one down, one to go" LOL

You know why I love being at Tootsy's so much? Totally not the (lack of) oodles of cash there. It's that, with a handful of people there, we have that Super Awesome Dysfunctional Family thing going on that I haven't seen since the IR2 days. Granted, there are less of us in the family at Tootsy's than there were at IR2. But those who count, count! Prime example: When I had the black eye the other week? I showed up to work and was freaking out about how the makeup I had wasn't covering it up well enough. Everyone who "counts" chipped in their makeup so I could fix My poor face. Even the manager, Bill, dug up extra makeup from the office for Me to use. Teamwork saved My face!

I should have nights like this OFTEN lol. 99% of this came from one dude. I did ONE dance for him. That picture? That right there is $1187.00. Best. Night. Ever. Evereverever. I rock so hard right now it's probably offensive.

Replaced My most super awesome boots, with major help from an awesome friend. Here's one of the new ones next to one of the scuffed up, torn, glued together, re-glued, re-re-glued old ones LOL

Sometimes, being a stripper is lucrative. I've always wanted to do the Nekkid, Covered In Cash thing. And I finally got to! Keep in mind, that there are at least 20 $20s in this pile of $$$ lol... and the cash actually extended down to My feet. Muhahahahaaa!

So there. No, I mean it. My Dad is super amazing. Check it . Second, larger of the photos in the article. Yup. My Dad!

Get ready for Boobquake, ya'll! On April 26th women (hopefully) everywhere will be participating. Yours truly as well. For more information, check out this blog right hur . Or stop by the official Facebook page for it! C'mon ya'll... its TITTIES!

gotta love a SAVE THE TATAS bumper sticker!

there is NOTHING bad about getting a $50 tip for handing someone their drink!