Your Neighborhood Professional Deviant

Yeah, a twofer... as promised. Felt a wee bit better today, so Wifey and I hit the beach across the street from My condo. The sun was good for what ails Me :)Behold, the Unglamorous Moi Sans Makeup. Hur hur. I love how empty My area of the beach is, I can hike up the back of My bikini to tan My ass!

After a day tanning on the beach across from My condo, especially when the heat index is 101 degrees, it's nice to lay about. Nekkid + cool sheets = ahhhhh.

Let's take a look at My everyday! I do a lot of walking, biking, and busing. Car insurance and gas is such a pain, and I figure I'm doing something good for the environment this way anyways ;) So here I am, waiting for one of the local buses! I have My stylishly pink ear buds in, and I'm rocking out to a variety of cool tunes on My iPod :) Yes, I have ear buds to match My streaks! But only these and My black streaks. Otherwise the only other color I have them in is white. LOL.

Yesterday I got the honor and privileged of taking the delish Cameron Keys out on the town. If you do not know this awesome, sexy, amazing porn superstar, you need to get to work . First we lounged at her room a while, taking in the local ambiance. We gabbed, laughed, talked shit, and she got sexy for her regular cam show. Macaroni Art FTW! ;) I got to play tour guide around town, and later on we ended up at the Pier for OM NOM NOM NOMs. The food was wonderful, the ocean was gorgeous at night, and the wind and waves made it a perfect evening. As the night turned into early morning, I took her to the local, good smut shop to drool at clothing and to see if they had any of her DVDs. It was a fun little scavenger hunt! Yes, my smut shop is a giant boob. I love getting to see my lovely friend. I wish I could play with her more often! Maybe soon ;)