Your Neighborhood Professional Deviant

I arrived to work yesterday to find out that there had been some cut backs to save money. Less bouncers, less door girls. My spot as Monday Night Door Wench is secure, since I don't get paid to do it. But less bouncers? Yeah. We had no issues Monday, but no bouncer on Monday is not awesome. Sometimes, shit DOES happen on Monday. Ugh. Ok yeah we have the manager and the DJ if anyone needs help but... I prefer 3 Big Dudes instead of 2. The manager can do his thing, the DJ can do his, and we'd still have security. Bleh! We had one girl who was dancing in the VIP room and was... ew. The guy's hand on her ass looked like he was using her as a bowling ball, if you catch My drift. Gross. She's such a skank. But the idea of using skanky strippers as bowling balls is LULZ. One girl has been having a lot of home issues. She commented that she felt silly that Tootsy's was the only place she felt safe to turn to. Part of Me acknowledges that one needs more solid folks/places in...

When insomnia remembers that I'm her* BFF, decides to come over with ENTHUSIASM , and plants her fat ass on My lap, I tend to waste time with something fun and mindless. Window shopping. Or in the case of this wondrous, marvelous, far out age of computers ... Wish lists! And I might as well pad up the ol' list a bit anyways. It's less than a month until Christmas AND My birthday! So today I'm adding movies. I spent 8 years managing a movie store, so now I feel a bit behind on what is entertaining. And I USED to have a movie review blog. I'd like to revive it. Sexy Chick Talks Movies! News at 11! (someday that will be small compared to My collection) And to address the eventual comments such as: "Oh look at you with your nudity and your wish lists! Aren't you just a greedy whore!" Well... No, no not really... though there is a fetish for it! I love to shop. I love to collect. I ALSO love to gift to My friends, loved ones, and charities. Greed = shopping...