Your Neighborhood Professional Deviant

I'm really hoping to be in a few DVDs someday. Hopefully soon! Yay porn. :D I'm very picky about what kinds I'd do though. I'd love to do a bunch of lesbian porn. I'd like to do the basic stuff, and maybe put a lesbian twist on the stereotypical hetero plots. Lesbian MILF, Lesbian student/teacher, lesbian stripper/customer (finding a club to use would be hard though. Baby Blue gets used a lot but that's in Canada!), picking up a girl and doing it in an alley. Yeah that one would be fun! :D And of course fetish DVDs. I'd like to do a lot of straight up fetish stuff, non-sexual. Bondage, sadistic scenes, etc. I've had the Living Xmas Tree idea playing around in My mind for ages now. I could churn out foot/heel fetish DVDs by the truck load LOL. I think I'd do some actual dildo play with males and trannies, but I'd save the actual sexy sex scenes for the ladies. ;) can you tell that I'm vagina-oriented?

Once upon a time, an animation went viral on the interwebs, like they do. It amused me. Yeah, the animation was cute, but it was the song that got Me. I ended up using it when I danced, which was fun as shit. The lyrics just taunted the men watching. I still use it from time to time! I also love to dedicate it to the humiliation junkies that tend to flock to Me. Hur hur. It suits them. It's nothing new by now, but it popped up on My Itunes just now, so I was inspired to share.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away (California) I was a cam wench on iFriends. Solo pr0n, girl on girl, an domination. Woot! That was oh... 10 years ago. I've decided to pad My wallet more than usual by going back to iFriends. This time it will be 100% Domination, tease, denial, etc. No pr0n at this time. I've gotten a cam upgrade, and all that's left for Me to do is finish updating My iFriends account to the site's likings. So yeah... coming soon to a webcam near you! Here's some shots to show off the new cam's HD-ness! Yeehaw :D (the first pic is clickable to enlarge)

Today, at the Less Glamorous Job, I met the King Of All Mouthbreathers. Literally. You could hear his wet breathing sounds from anyplace in the store. It was scary. Seriously... he was like Darth Vader. I think he'd be a fun client. Endless material for humiliation and taunting.