Your Neighborhood Professional Deviant

Welcome to the Go Ahead And Laugh At Me edition of Songs Currently Stuck In My Head. Usually it annoys the fuck out of Me* when people’s initial and/or only response is “that song sucks!”. Insulting Me with your opinion is kinda stab-worthy IMHO. But this time you may giggle, snicker, or lawl at Me, but try not to be rude about it, ok kids? Don’t make Me turn this blog around and go home. Thanks to a good friend’s kids, the following two songs have been Crazy Glued to My gray matter for weeks: Yeah yeah, I know this drops Me into the Lame Teenage Girl category, but I think it’s got a fun beat and the lyrics are adorable. If dudes were that sweet more often, I’d probably be (slightly) less gay**. Whaaaaaaat? The beat is catchy! I can’t scrape it out of My head! I’ve tried! I even used one of those Scrape Ice Off Yer Windshield scraper thingies. That shit just hurt real bad and screwed up My sense of smell for a week. And thanks to a store I frequent, this song has been squatting in My b...

This Is War by 30 Seconds To Mars It's been a while since I've wanted to blog about a music video... but WOW does this video ever deserve My attention! I actually found the video thanks to the Porcelain Twinz on Facebook. Holy tasty visuals, Batman! Compared to some other Lets Put Kinky Themes In Our Video To Be Sexy And Edgy folks in the music industry, the glimpses of gags and leads and such in this video worked for Me. I believed it. The video sprinkled in some non-sexy stuff, but despite that, all of the scenes in this thing were stimulating somehow. They made My eyeballs and brainbits very happy to be watching all 13:09 of it. This video really sets in concrete how much I'd do Jared Leto.

So it seems that Rihanna has come up with a lil diddy about S&M. Well, at least it's supposed to be about it. The lyrics are rather tame when it comes to talking about kinky shit in music. It has a fun beat, however. I'll probably use it at work. The video is kinda silly, and the goings on within it are tame at best. Her outfits are fun, but nothing really out of the (kink) ordinary. But, to be honest, I wasn't expecting something straight out of Hellfire or Paddles so...

I've whipped up an extensive New Year's Resolution list this year. Wheeefun. I wonder how many of them I will be able to get through? :D Do more online work, be it porno, phone sessions, etc, or find a decently-paying online job that's vanilla. To get back into a healthy shape. This includes 10 mile walks each day since the bike is broken. Also, gym membership. BOOBS! BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS! THEY WILL BE DONE! Finish my chest ink, get my (late) bunny ink, and work on a few other ideas. Get back into modeling and sessions a LOT! To have a song written about Me. To be on an album of novel cover. To be in a music video. To get all of my 21 arts/crafts projects going. And sell a decent amount of product. To get all of my 4 website projects back on track and fully functional. To get the condo into tip top shape. At least 4 of the 5 shelf bookcases for media. Hang up ALL the art that is stacked around. Better organize clothes, bath stuff, session equipment, work clothes, etc. (or have...

Good morning blogging world, why are we awake? I'm feeling rather happy and bouncy, and My iTunes spit up a song I used to dance to back in NY. Love it so much

Now if you candidly asked a good number of strippers "how much money would you like to make?" I think the answer (be it facetiously or not) would sound a bit like... And for some chicks, that's per night. Heh. Now, gettin paid really nice each nice is AWESOME. It's not easy to do these days, not like the Good Ol Days of the 80s and 90s. Thankfully though, it still occurs. This is really the first time ever that I'm JUST dancing for the majority of My income. There was always another job. One with a steady, dependable paycheck and health benefits. So My idea of Good Night and Bad Night were always much different than the other chicks (see the 1st video above). If I went in to work without spending money to get there, and walked out with $50 for a 5 hour shift, that's not shabby compared to a lot of what non-strippish folks call "real jobs". But that really isn't the point of this post. The true point of this post is to reflect on what Chris said t...