Your Neighborhood Professional Deviant

Once upon a time, in a Dennys far, far away... I had a debate about Good Gay vs Bad Gay. Good Gay being, well... gayness. Bad Gay is like... when something sucks and you call it "gay" because it sucks. So let's review... Good Gay: Bad Gay: ******************************************* Good Gay: Bad Gay: ******************************************* Good Gay: Bad Gay: ******************************************* Good Gay: Bad Gay: ******************************************* Good Gay: Bad Gay: So do we get the idea? Bwahahahaha!

So I've decided that I want to combine My love of guns, My love of video games, and My love of lesbians. I wanna make action-shooter, video game parody, lesbian porno. For reals. I'm super cereal here kids. I wanna do it. I always think of a porn title too late. Wanted to make Call Of Booty. Already been done. DAMMIT! That would have been perfect given My current back end. I'll settle for Queers of War, Counter-Dyke, Rainbow-Sex, and Unreal Pornament though! (notice from the Editor: Unreal Pornament HAS been done before! DAMMIT! ) So yeah. Gotta get some hot porn chicks, some appropriate attire to skank-ify, some fake guns, and someplace to shoot. Hooorah!

I'm really hoping to be in a few DVDs someday. Hopefully soon! Yay porn. :D I'm very picky about what kinds I'd do though. I'd love to do a bunch of lesbian porn. I'd like to do the basic stuff, and maybe put a lesbian twist on the stereotypical hetero plots. Lesbian MILF, Lesbian student/teacher, lesbian stripper/customer (finding a club to use would be hard though. Baby Blue gets used a lot but that's in Canada!), picking up a girl and doing it in an alley. Yeah that one would be fun! :D And of course fetish DVDs. I'd like to do a lot of straight up fetish stuff, non-sexual. Bondage, sadistic scenes, etc. I've had the Living Xmas Tree idea playing around in My mind for ages now. I could churn out foot/heel fetish DVDs by the truck load LOL. I think I'd do some actual dildo play with males and trannies, but I'd save the actual sexy sex scenes for the ladies. ;) can you tell that I'm vagina-oriented?

No. No you can't. It really slays me how often and how quickly "Can I watch?" comes out of mouths in response to the idea of a woman being with another woman. Don't get Me wrong, I dig some hot Girl On Girl action in porn and art and in books. I am an equal opportunity pervert. But seriously guys? If you hit on a chick and she says that she's already committed to a woman and/or she is only into chicks, why would you just blurt out "CAN I WATCH? HYUCK!" ? A lot of you wouldn't do that if the chick's response to your amorous advances was "I am already fully committed to a wonderful dude" . Granted, some of you would. But what your voyeuristic preferences are is not in question here. What really puts a bee in My butt is how easily some of ya'll demand to watch something that, in the case of My personal relationships, is not an open arena sort of thing. I don't sell tickets when it comes to sleeping with the person I am committed ...