Your Neighborhood Professional Deviant

Are ya'll ready for another product review? Today's review is for a dress from BodyKandi.com . They have a gorgeous, and user-friendly website, and good prices! I was quite excited to peruse their wares. I ended up choosing this dress , with plans to use it for one of My UV parties at Tootsy's. I wasn't 100% positive that the ribbons would react under black light, but I was willing to give it a shot, and the dress is simple enough that adding to it wouldn't be an issue. Here is what it looks like on the model: I emailed back and forth with Shannon, who was a total sweetie, and the dress arrived in good time. Perfect timing, actually, for the event! This was how the dress arrived in the mail, complete with a nice note from the company! Very nice of them to do so :D Here's the dress, fresh out of the packaging: It came laced up with the pink ribbons, and had the green ribbons separately packaged. It also came with a matching thong. The thong is small on Me, low in...

I recently had the grand pleasure of ordering from Sin City Playwear . They have some seriously sexy lingerie , so how could I resist? I decided to go with the Stretch Velvet Kimono Mini Dress for Hallows. I've seen the outfit around on the interwebs and I've always liked the look of it. This is what the promo pic looks like: Now yes, My geeky inner voice shouted "NOT A KIMONO!!" but this should, in no way, reflect on Sin City. This title was given to the outfit by it's creators, not the companies that sell it. So My beloved costume/AZN aficionados, resume breathing now, k? Onward!! Whoever handles the orders and shipping at Sin City is/are champs. Serious champs. I hope they get lots of appreciative sex. Seriously. The outfit arrived so fast, I looked up from My office's mailbox to check for Superman. Holy speedy delivery! Major kudos there. I also had a great customer service experience via email. Alison sent numerous emails to Me, updating Me on status and ...

Back on track! Today's teaser is a picture of a pair of Super Fun Rainbow Ghey Undies. I loves them, precious. Yeah, they're fullbacks... but sometimes those are awesome and/or comfy!

I love this bra so fucking much, but holy shit it is NOT comfy! The price I pay for being hot. LOL

I have yet to work at a club that will allow Me to sport these bad boys without a thong underneath LOL. So I usually rock a nude-colored one. Sometimes a hint isn't enough ;)

I will never stop loving fishnet and fencenet. Ever. And since I've been on a pink kick, this has been a fun outfit to wear on stage and on camera.

I've been toying with the idea of getting some sort of gangster costume to wear when I am the Door Wench at Tootsy's Cabaret. I thought it would be cute. But I can't decide which I want. So you all get to help! #1 #2 #3 #4 #5 #6 #7

I'm having a hard time picking My next Sexxy Brazil conquest. So I need some votes. Try to pick one from each category... and keep in mind that a lot of them have color change options. This romper... or This romper... ***** This shorts set... or This shorts set... or This shorts set... or This shorts set... or This shorts set... or This shorts set... or This shorts set... or This shorts set... or This shorts set... ******* Skirts? How about skirts! This skirt set... or This skirt set... or This skirt set... or This skirt set... ****** This dress... or This dress...

Day 007 should be Bond-related but alas... I couldn't pull it off in time. LOL! The old saying is "...and all I got was this lousy tee shirt", but for Me it was "I rocked out at the Lords of Acid show and I totally got these awesome panties!" They seem to be meant for a No Ass type of chick, but I think I pulled them off ok. What do you think?

You know you've had a Good Drunk when, the following day, you're trying to figure out a) how a thong got into your purse, and b) who it belongs to.

Tonight I danced for the first time since about June. I was so nervous! It was like being Newbie Stripper all over again LOL. I was only slightly wobbly on stage, I swear! I got lots of compliments on my Playboy bikini and gartered panties! Yay! My Tootsy's gals kept Me sane LOL. Money wasn't spectacular, but such is life on a Wednesday. Plus it's still Bike Week so... I met a very nice gentleman from up north. We had fun chatting and dancing. Wife #1 and I had a mini Inner Room 2 reunion with some former coworkers. THAT was way cool. And I got to hang with The Jay. This is always A++ I hope I can get some more spare time to dance soon. I missed it a lot!