Your Neighborhood Professional Deviant

Could it be? The finale for the 365 Project? YES! We made it! Everyone should read really good stuff. These are like textbooks, IMHO. Welcome to Tootsy's! Hur hur, the stripper isle at Walmart? Best nappin place ever? A bit of Azn style! Holy fuck where'd the hairs go? Yep, chopped it all off, for the first time in TWENTY years. Giving My poor hairs a fresh start. Om nom nom cherries. RIP Jani Lane . Check dem lil hairs! Keepin the red around a while I think. And there you have it! A year of images, free of charge, not so free of fun.

Holy shit I'm back! I've been so busy with the new, non-glamorous job that I've been neglecting this blog. Shame on Me! Perhaps I deserve a spanking, but so few people get that privilege. Heh! So without further ado, pictures! Is that Me rocking pigtails? Hur hur yup! Couldn't stop Myself from coloring My hairs again! Burgundy over brown. Huzzah! Just for fun, some light, pale makeup. New LEI bra! Yummy!!! Bitch be glittery, yo! Daydreaming on the bus. Taking a catnap. Literally. I love this look, the keyhole cleavage. Something kinda sexy about it.

More 365 pics for yall! The wind loves to fuck with My hair I tell ya! Do love My Metroid shirt! You should love it too... Rockin some terra cotta and pink shadows Dunno what the fuck My hair was thinking that day, it was rebelling! LOL Man she was perfection... Ya'll should say hi to the ladies!

Man I have been workin so much! I needed some rest. Here's the pics from yesterday and today! The first one is Me at Levelz for the event I worked on Saturday, repping My beloved Tootsy's. The 2nd pic is a tease pic of Me stretching before exercise!

Ok so who ordered the funbags? :D

This is what you missed yesterday at Tootsy's! I hope everyone had a lovely Valentine's Day/Singles Awareness Day.

Happy Valentine's Day ya'll! Here's what I'm wearing to work for the event LOL you can't go wrong with roses!

When this shirt is on, I call them the Nom Tits. They will nom yer face off.

XXXmas boobies! Ho ho ho ya'll! Hope you have a groovy holiday, or just a groovy day if holidays aren't your thing!

My lovely, silver, "winter" nails. Heh. Yes, there are nails in this picture. For anyone who actually cares what the polish is, it's Sally Hansen's Chrome Nail Makeup in White Gold Chrome . It makes Me sad that I can only find them online now. These are genius polishes IMHO.

Want to squish the boobies!? XD

Never been to Tootsy's? Or just never when I'm the gracious Door Wench? Here's what you'd be greeted by if you showed up!

Here we see the Paigeus D'Winterii in Her natural habitat, working on HTML, blogs, and photos. Internet nudity is hard work!

I love shiny things. Like some sort of freaky crow. Shiny clothes are a definite plus.

It's been almost a year since I got this ink done. Sooooooo wanna finish it! ARGH.

What? I like this angle? XD My rack looks huge lol

Monday nights at Tootsy's tend to be slow thanks to NFL but... sometimes I make an effort to get with the mood. Go Jets!

Sorry about missing a day! Shame on Me! To make it up to ya'll, have some boobies!

I seriously hate having tan lines. I would MUCH rather have an all over tan. Alas, thanks to using buses and bicycles, I have super dark lower arms, then I have My basic tan from tanning at the beach, and then I have the pale spots where My Playboy bikini hides My skin from the sun. MEH!!!

So I've spent the past few days working on My tan with My wifey. The awesomeness of living across the street from a beach! I'm very meticulous about tanning. Even amounts of time on each side. I tend to do an hour on one side, then flip! I'm like a fuckin rotisserie chicken, but hotter. And less likely to be used as a food source.