Your Neighborhood Professional Deviant

There is something about nudity that breaks the brain. That numbs the senses. That turns people kinda stupid.   Not all people, but enough to make the pattern quite noticeable.   One such nudity-induced derp is the inability to recognize a stripper when they have their Civilian Clothes on.     No, seriously... It happens to Me all of the time.   It's like some sort of Superman Syndrome.     Change Clark Kent's attire and no one knows who he is? Really?   Put jeans and a tee shirt on a stripper and people draw a blank? Jeebus...     Yeah yeah... I know. "But Paige, dudes at strip clubs aren't looking at your face LOL!" but really... they are. Most of the customers that I've entertained over the years have made excellent eye contact. Am I unusually blessed? I really don't think so.   When I'm at a strip club, I LOVE to People Watch. Strip clubs are amazing venues for such an activity. Add to that the 19.5...

Are ya'll ready for another product review? Today's review is for a dress from BodyKandi.com . They have a gorgeous, and user-friendly website, and good prices! I was quite excited to peruse their wares. I ended up choosing this dress , with plans to use it for one of My UV parties at Tootsy's. I wasn't 100% positive that the ribbons would react under black light, but I was willing to give it a shot, and the dress is simple enough that adding to it wouldn't be an issue. Here is what it looks like on the model: I emailed back and forth with Shannon, who was a total sweetie, and the dress arrived in good time. Perfect timing, actually, for the event! This was how the dress arrived in the mail, complete with a nice note from the company! Very nice of them to do so :D Here's the dress, fresh out of the packaging: It came laced up with the pink ribbons, and had the green ribbons separately packaged. It also came with a matching thong. The thong is small on Me, low in...

All caught up! Booyah! Love this wig. Speakin of fake hairs, UV dreads FTW! OM NOM NOM them. So yummy

Just when you think you're going to spend your evening blogging, WHAMO! A shuttle launch happens and traffic mucks up about FIVE HOURS. My hairs are a bit lighter now but they still light My way in the club. Had a bit of a shaggy day today, however.

My hairs, they are like Electric Cotton Candy!

I'm barely into My pink hairs and I'm already plotting the next round of coloration! LOL I'm thinking of something fiery with UV reactive colors. Cherry Bomb , Nuclear Red , Napalm Orange , Hi-Octane Orange , and Bright As Fuck Yellow . Would you like an idea of what the colors look like? Cherry Bomb: Nuclear Red: Napalm Orange: Hi-Octane Orange: Bright As Fuck Yellow: Sexy fucking UV reactive fiery goodness! Perhaps I'll get it to blend like this:

My hair dyes under the black light. Cant wait to use them!!!