Your Neighborhood Professional Deviant

Decided to try to snap a picture while bathing. Not. That. Easy.

A few photos from the Naughty School Girl party at Tootsy's the other weekend! Enjoy! :D I hope to get some more for ya'll soon!

I *heart* Fleshweld. That is all. :P

All that walking and bike riding = yay.

I have yet to work at a club that will allow Me to sport these bad boys without a thong underneath LOL. So I usually rock a nude-colored one. Sometimes a hint isn't enough ;)

I love my super micro thongs. I love the look of O__O that guys get when I strip off my skirt or shorts and WHAMO. Little-tiny-holy-shit-small-thong.

Welcome to the dressing room at Tootsy's. Like My pink? ;) It's funny, I used to hate all things pink. Now I rock it rather well.

I would like to wish a VERY happy birthday to one My most favorite people on the planet. The stunning Ms Cameron Keys. May there be much sexiness and macaroni art! And if you pervs don't know her yet, you should get to know her . She makes life all steamy and delish. So in her honor, a tired Me offers some boobies.

Replaced My most super awesome boots, with major help from an awesome friend. Here's one of the new ones next to one of the scuffed up, torn, glued together, re-glued, re-re-glued old ones LOL

One of My favorite things is that lil peek of butt cheek under some shorts. Those shorts are just short enough to give you a hint. Hot as fuck, IMHO.

I don't have too many pictures of Myself at Tootsy's, so I had a lovely coworker snap one real quick before I went on stage.

Oh how I do fucking love these boots. Alas, they are so beat and worn... I need a new pair of them :( Any regulars from the old IR2 days will recognize them. They were handed down to Me from the mighty, mighty Viper. Heehee. I miss that woman!

I've been toying with the idea of getting some sort of gangster costume to wear when I am the Door Wench at Tootsy's Cabaret. I thought it would be cute. But I can't decide which I want. So you all get to help! #1 #2 #3 #4 #5 #6 #7

Have some Booty Booty Buttcheeks o/`

It's so freaking sexy it hurts.

She sure is a hottie. Muhahahahhahaa! I'd hit that.