Your Neighborhood Professional Deviant

Meow did I ever go e-window shopping for faux hairs. Tasty, tasty wigs. I dig the colors on this , fun fun red & white. I'm not usually into cutesy curls but this one is fun looking. Blue hairs FTW ! The bangs look a bit meh but it might just be this pic in particular... I'm sure I can fix em up. Loving the deep, rich blue here . OMG On the fence on the colors here , but I like the style. Loving the fiery look here . Tasty tasty! Droooooooool ! Back to the cutesy one but in pink . The drool-worthy one that was in white, but a bit dark and smexy. I can be a mermaid ? :D :D Blonde, pin-uppish . Hawt. I dig the thick chunky colors . More chunks , but pink! And more ! A very 70s feel , which I love. Oh hell yes, Ms Page ! Looks like it needs some styling , but I love the 2 tone. LULZ the name but I love the look. More mermaidy goodness! I'd be rockin the evil Snow White thing here . And well... duh. This one is a must.

I love My teams, SO much. I'd love to rock logo stuff at work. So look at the awesomeness I've found! I could get a Yankees bra ! But do I want white or black? Or both? Put that with these ... And then I could get some Jets sets just like those. Bra and thong . Alas, that site doesn't have NHL stuff! Victoria's Secret has these undies , but nothing to match them. At least, nothing I can use at work/for shoots. Hmm... what else? There's an official NY Rangers bikini , but it's full back, not thong. Alas... Same for My Jets ... But OMG this is sexy as fuck ! This rocks too . Holy shit. And a corset outfit . Sweet! Mmmmm sexy Jets gear! Win! The downside? That person doesn't seem to have NHL or MLB stuff. Hmm...

I've grown bored with the bedding I have in My bedroom. I'm bored with it on a personal level, as well as a business level. I tend to do web cam and cam pictures using that bed, and I want to spice things up a bit when it comes to that mattressed backdrop of Mine! I've been adding some fun ones to My wishlist . Here's just a few of the ones I've added to My list: I'd like to end up with a nice variety. Stuff for various holidays, My favorite sports teams, and a few color schemes to be able to change em out often. :) Boring doesn't belong in My bed!

Today's photo goes nicely with yesterday's. Not only do I love glitter like the proverbial fat kid and his proverbial cake, I also love glittery things. And these are perfect for all of My massive hair! I used to go out to Orlando, to a specific shop, for My hair sparklies. I love My hair to death, and it's ever so much fun to doll it up with pretty things. You will definitely find many of these hair accessories on My wishlists!

I am obsessed with Marilyn. I have a Marilyn theme in My living room and man, when it's finished... Woooha! I've been plotting a Marilyn Monroe costume for some time now. Something breakaway for performing on stage, but still looks whole for shoots. Here's a refresher course: I'm going for her pink look in Gentlemen, like thus: Here. Here. Here. Of course, there are costume companies that churn out a cheap knockoff in bulk, but I want a custom one, and like I said, I want it breakaway. I'd be chopping the skirt of it up to mid-thigh, toning the back bow down a bit (maybe make it as wide as My ass but, not much past it!) I think, since so many photos and clips from the film show so many shades of pink, I'd like to go with something not quite... this dark . More like the shade used in the promo art , if I can. As long as I can get matching gloves. Then I need to snag the rhinestones, since acquiring that many diamonds is so very unrealistic LOL. I'd need to ge...

It's so freaking sexy it hurts.

It's warm again and that means beach time! Good thing it's across the street! :D So I need a new bikini so that I might infect the beach with My fierceness. Updated wishlist here!

I've added some glittery goodness to My wishlist on Amazon. It's on the New Wish List . Don't forget to browse the Old One too!