Your Neighborhood Professional Deviant

Welcome to the dunes of the Sahara... No, wait. Those are My tits. LOL! This is what they look like, close up, whilst I was laying out on the beach. :D

Despite a career of beauty and implied perfection, not every smile is an honest one. Sometimes even I put on a fake grin so that all of you continue to smile a real smile.

I mean the eye shadow pallet, not the emotion. Hur hur. Yes, another post about makeup. Because sometimes it's not about My tits and ass, it's about My eyes. :P I snagged Wet N Wild's ColorIcon pallet in Lust. It's disgustingly gorgeous. 6 colors in all! From top to bottom on the left side, there is a matte peach that has a touch of pink in it, a patte plum-wine color, and a darker matte plum. On the right, is a faintly glittery peach, a glittery gunmetal gray, and a glittery plum-wine that is seriously... wow. I would have sex with it. Hah! Seriously fun colors to do a smokey look with, and I cant wait to rock them at Tootsy's on Monday. The smokey look is something I kept cliniging too after the Blonde Times began, and mauves and pinks are kinda new for Me, but I'm loving that I can use em both together. Here is one pic I found on the net, but it doesn't do the purples any justice. Oddly enough its not quite int he same order as Mine. Another pic that ma...