Your Neighborhood Professional Deviant

More updating goodness for ya'll! Rockin a very bright bloo shirt from work. Lub Me some Tootsy's tank tops. Had a great makeup day here, wanted to share it. Yep, 2 phones cause that's how I roll LOL. Gods I do love this wig! Snageed this retro 80s shirt at a thrift store. Yum! Rose earrings. Roses are an obsession of Mine. I was one perky broad in this picture LOL

Blurry phone pic is blurry. Behold, the worst pool player ever!

As much as I hate to admit it, I am a slave to texting. LOL... no really. Not like, Mindless Teenager Textzombie sorta hooked. I live in a semi-basement, 100% cinder block condo. Reception = FML. Texting works 95% of the time, where as calls in/out work maybe 20% of the time. Add to that the fact that strip club + loud music = cant hear phone? Yeah, texting is My friend. I'm actually kinda pleased with My lil ENV2. It's not New And Special And Shiny, but I dig it :D

Shitty quality phone camera is shitty.... Despite health issues and it being a Last Minute Coverage night, things weren't so bad at Tootsy's tonight. I was Door Wench Extraordinaire again, and it was gleeful at some points! Some groovy folks kept Me company. Some fun chicks made Me smile. Wife #1 worked, which is always good! Little Sister worked too. Cameltoe Salad FTW! Tips didn't suck. It wasn't enough to get the rest of My ink done on Friday, but it will work well towards bills. Ew, bills. My new makeup loves are NYC's Cheek Glow in Riverside Rose for My eyeshadow, and NYC'sLippin Large plumping gloss in Plum Tart. My sexymeter almost crashed.

I get a lil pink.

I love the smell of new phone in the morning...