Your Neighborhood Professional Deviant

Getting so close to the end of this project! Almost at 365! :D :D So here's some more. Smoochin my Wife No. 1 My boss at Tootsy's... rockin the staff shirt for My UV parties! Glowing FTW! I love rockin the UV gear at My parties! Too bag this pink wig glows orange, and not pink. But it still looks badass! My new, super comfy, super ghey shorts! Back to brown hairs, so not used to it! Givin Wesley a smoo Love Me some Pokemanz! Betsey is the best dice kitteh ever. Love this simply headband, it's like a mini tiara! I love the colors in My eyes :D New wig! Ahhhh I love the smell of new faux hairs!

Meow did I ever go e-window shopping for faux hairs. Tasty, tasty wigs. I dig the colors on this , fun fun red & white. I'm not usually into cutesy curls but this one is fun looking. Blue hairs FTW ! The bangs look a bit meh but it might just be this pic in particular... I'm sure I can fix em up. Loving the deep, rich blue here . OMG On the fence on the colors here , but I like the style. Loving the fiery look here . Tasty tasty! Droooooooool ! Back to the cutesy one but in pink . The drool-worthy one that was in white, but a bit dark and smexy. I can be a mermaid ? :D :D Blonde, pin-uppish . Hawt. I dig the thick chunky colors . More chunks , but pink! And more ! A very 70s feel , which I love. Oh hell yes, Ms Page ! Looks like it needs some styling , but I love the 2 tone. LULZ the name but I love the look. More mermaidy goodness! I'd be rockin the evil Snow White thing here . And well... duh. This one is a must.

Boob kitten FTW Yes, My hairs ended up mauve before the Epic Cut Of 2011. So fried! So gross! So MAUVE! And the mauve was totally accidental. Which is kinda nifty. Pastel wig? Nah, just Me bein a goof. Not QUITE My natural hair color but very close. Closest I've been since 1991? Om nom nom new wig. Shhhhh we be sleepin, yo! Brown hairs and OMGWTFYOUCUTYOURHAIRS cat. Behold, zee curls! AUGH SO SHORT!

Oh the mailman was My buddy today! So exciting :D First off this tasty bit of headcandy arrived: Can't wait to rock the hell out of that. And then These two books arrived:

As promised, an update on the 365 project! Here's my new wig. Yay! I love how it looks. The wig. Yes there's hair in this picture. LOL! Rockin a bloo Tootsy's shirt! Havin some quality time with Captain Fluffy Pants Jr It means "tiger" Neener neener! Cause guys get so WHINY when I don't use lube... Meow! Can you tell I love this wig?

All caught up! Booyah! Love this wig. Speakin of fake hairs, UV dreads FTW! OM NOM NOM them. So yummy

So My internets have been evil to Me. First the modem shit the proverbial bed, and now the wiring seems to be wonky. Expecting a tech tomorrow. But here's a bit of Catch Up on the 365 project: This one is capturing one of My newer habits. I play with My dice. I chew em, roll em around, etc. It's all Kyle's fault. I am a serious Nutcracker. On several levels.... Is it DAT ASS time? Why yes! And lastly, wig awesomeness!

I love cheapo Halloween wigs! The stranger the better. This one just has fun colors. Gotta finish straightening it out though!

I am obsessed with Marilyn. I have a Marilyn theme in My living room and man, when it's finished... Woooha! I've been plotting a Marilyn Monroe costume for some time now. Something breakaway for performing on stage, but still looks whole for shoots. Here's a refresher course: I'm going for her pink look in Gentlemen, like thus: Here. Here. Here. Of course, there are costume companies that churn out a cheap knockoff in bulk, but I want a custom one, and like I said, I want it breakaway. I'd be chopping the skirt of it up to mid-thigh, toning the back bow down a bit (maybe make it as wide as My ass but, not much past it!) I think, since so many photos and clips from the film show so many shades of pink, I'd like to go with something not quite... this dark . More like the shade used in the promo art , if I can. As long as I can get matching gloves. Then I need to snag the rhinestones, since acquiring that many diamonds is so very unrealistic LOL. I'd need to ge...