Your Neighborhood Professional Deviant

  I struggle with my hair. It's bleached, I live in Humidville, USA so it frizzes. When I turned 40 it decided to gain a wave. So I am always down to try new hair care products to try to tame it.   Function Of Beauty caught my eye so I decided to test drive their products. You can tweak the products to suit your hair. Take their hair quiz and get just what your hair needs. There are so many variables to choose from. From what the products help with, to scent, to color! And your bottles get a custom name!               Keep in mind that everyone's hair is unique. Mine is naturally oily at the roots, but since I bleach it, the ends are dry. I have very fine hair. I also went from pin straight to a slight wave when I turned 40 (Lawd knows why...).   Shampoo is of average to thin consistency. Lathers decently. Not super huge bubbles, but abundant.   Conditioner is nice and thick. Only really needed to leave it in f...

I love to yammer on and on about beauty and bath products. You haven't noticed? That's a mighty big rock you live under! Did you have to take out a mortgage on it? But yeah, I have an addiction to things like soap, makeup, lotion, and nail polish.  There are worse addictions out there. Like meth. And reality television.  Because if my obsessions, I do get a lot of folks asking about My list of All Time Faves. This would be a HUGE list. But I've decided to compile a small list of some that are at the top of said list.  It's also getting close to Christmas and My birthday so... I guess this blog post could be one of those Two Bird killing stones that you hear so much about.  Ready?   Onward!   First item that I adore is something that I also miss. Glam'Eyes mascara by Rimmel has to be the best mascara I have ever used. Ever. Proverbial hands are proverbially down! I curse the Makeup Gods for discontinuing it. I wept into My Cheerios for weeks ...

More pic updating. Argh I am so behind lol... First off, my new hairs! Rawr!! And boobies, of course. A relaxed day in a Tacky 70's Shirt that I love to collect. Moi at Mayhem , ordering some booze. Myself and My most favorite bartender and violent woman, Aenea. She is My River, and I am her Inara! Ready to rock the convention! The boots were a great tribute from a slave of Mine. Pool side FTW! Hair pulled back, most recent color scheme.