Your Neighborhood Professional Deviant

Are we ready for more ass pictures? I'm sure we are!

Since some jerkoff on Facebook decided to report My amazing booteh pics, I'm forced to post them here, and here alone for the time being. So without further adieu... ass pics!

Tried to get a pic of DAT ASS but My camera kept going out of focus :( Time for a new camera?

There isn't much that I find more smexy than a nice ass in denim.

Oh hay, I think I found a penny on the floor. Lucky!

I hope this picture makes GQ curse. LOL.... sorry, inside joke. But please enjoy some of DAT ASS!

Insert DAT ASS comment here.

When chicks drink and give each other cam pic ideas, this is kinda what happens. Said drunk friend decided it needed to be entitled "Get A Grip"

This isn't one of those DAT ASS pictures... it's one of those DAT THIGH pictures. Muhahahaa.

Yeah, a twofer... as promised. Felt a wee bit better today, so Wifey and I hit the beach across the street from My condo. The sun was good for what ails Me :)Behold, the Unglamorous Moi Sans Makeup. Hur hur. I love how empty My area of the beach is, I can hike up the back of My bikini to tan My ass!

Kiss My plaid! Rockin a sexy new skirt for the recent Naughty School Girl Party at Tootsy's. We all looked smexy, but alas, the party wasn't lucrative.

I have yet to work at a club that will allow Me to sport these bad boys without a thong underneath LOL. So I usually rock a nude-colored one. Sometimes a hint isn't enough ;)