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This Is War by 30 Seconds To Mars It's been a while since I've wanted to blog about a music video... but WOW does this video ever deserve My attention! I actually found the video thanks to the Porcelain Twinz on Facebook. Holy tasty visuals, Batman! Compared to some other Lets Put Kinky Themes In Our Video To Be Sexy And Edgy folks in the music industry, the glimpses of gags and leads and such in this video worked for Me. I believed it. The video sprinkled in some non-sexy stuff, but despite that, all of the scenes in this thing were stimulating somehow. They made My eyeballs and brainbits very happy to be watching all 13:09 of it. This video really sets in concrete how much I'd do Jared Leto.

More dreams to discuss, or at least to put down on e-paper. In the first of the two dreams in question, I was at "Tootsy's" but, as always, it was a completely different looking bar. The stage was a runway only, and the majority of the seating in this small club were the chairs that went around the stage. This dream was short, but the main focus was that I was making VERY good tips on stage. Everyone was just handing over the cash! As it should be... heh! Ron, one of our bouncers, escorted Me off stage to a little back area where I was counting My tips. I was sorting them by bill type. $1s, $5s, $10s, $20s, etc. This is what I usually do. At one point, mid-count, I found a $3 and I laughed. Someone thought it'd be cute to make it and tip Me with it. In dreaming as well as in waking, I found this amusing. Once upon a time, there was a graphic made of a three dollar bill with My face in it, to go along with the phrase "queer as a three dollar bill" so I liked ...

For a while now, I've been brooding over a video/photo shoot. I want to bind someone in holiday lights and garland, and cover them in clothespins. I want to hang holiday ornaments on the clothespins. I think it would be hilarious and quite fun. A human Xmas tree! Fun and excitement! But there are issues... Finding someone who can handle all the clothespins. Said person has to be able to stand still for a while. Said person has to be willing to be on DVD/on print. Space to shoot in. Photographer that I can afford. Yeah so... MAYBE this holiday, maybe in time for next...