Your Neighborhood Professional Deviant

Sick stripper is sick. Been out from work for almost 2 weeks! Ugh... And man am I just a big baby when I'm sick! All I want to do is curl up in bed and be pampered. :( And yes, I am sportin a sweater in this picture. A sweater. In Florida. Yup. I get cold VERY easily. Always have! Even though I spent most of My life in New York, I have always been 8 kinds of cranky once it's under 70 degrees. And air conditioning kills Me! If I'm in a very cooled room for too long, I get ear aches and sore throats and just general BLAH. So here I was, sick AND cold... in a comfy sweater that I had to unpack from the Winter Clothes boxes. It's a good thing I never threw them out when I moved south!

The Green Dice Of Awesomeness. It took Me almost 8 years to get them, but they are finally Mine!! MUAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAAAA!*coughwheeze* Allow Me to elaborate. Once upon a time, our fair heroine moved to Florida and wished to continue Her career as a topless entertainer. So She ventured forth to the kingdom of Inner Room II. There She met the hero, the young Kyle. Kyle was of the land of Under Age Armbandia. The two hit it off greatly, and there was much revelry. Our fair heroine would admire the dice he wore while She gave him many wedgies and noogies and other such Happy Fun Abuse. For what seemed like ages, young Kyle would promise to make a necklace for our heroine, in Her favorite color... green! LOL so yeah, I finally got them! Yay!!!

After a day tanning on the beach across from My condo, especially when the heat index is 101 degrees, it's nice to lay about. Nekkid + cool sheets = ahhhhh.

On Monday nights, at Tootsy's, I'm the Door Wench. I sit at the front door of the club, check ID's, and handle cash. Make change, charge admission (only for the under 21 crowd, Mondays are free otherwise), and take the bar fees from the dancers. Simple shit, despite some drama from time to time. Primary objective? Make sure the 18 - 20 year olds pay, get arm bands, and have heir hands marked. Also, chase away the under 18 jackasses. Fine. Not a hard thing to do overall. WELL! Tonight a kid came in with a Florida ID that had him at being 22. Yeah, he had a baby face, but that happens. Hell, most folks think I'm in my early 20s. Fine. Looked fine, had the hologram, the secondary photo, etc. Kid gets in. Cool. He asks what the drink specials are. Rather common question from the 21+ folks. Not very common for the underagers. They're usually "HUR HUR BEER". Later on, while my manager was standing next to me chatting, another kid comes into the foyer. He looks ...

Yesterday I got the honor and privileged of taking the delish Cameron Keys out on the town. If you do not know this awesome, sexy, amazing porn superstar, you need to get to work . First we lounged at her room a while, taking in the local ambiance. We gabbed, laughed, talked shit, and she got sexy for her regular cam show. Macaroni Art FTW! ;) I got to play tour guide around town, and later on we ended up at the Pier for OM NOM NOM NOMs. The food was wonderful, the ocean was gorgeous at night, and the wind and waves made it a perfect evening. As the night turned into early morning, I took her to the local, good smut shop to drool at clothing and to see if they had any of her DVDs. It was a fun little scavenger hunt! Yes, my smut shop is a giant boob. I love getting to see my lovely friend. I wish I could play with her more often! Maybe soon ;)

It's warm again and that means beach time! Good thing it's across the street! :D So I need a new bikini so that I might infect the beach with My fierceness. Updated wishlist here!

I'd love to do a bikini shoot using a Gulmohar tree as a backdrop, but I think I'd have to go south and hunt for some. But it'd be delicious!