Your Neighborhood Professional Deviant

Appropriate lyrics by Halestorm. I've been doing Web Cam Porn, on and off, for about 11 years now. Almost 12! I started out as a 100lb scrawny goth chick and now I'm the booty-licious blonde. Much change over the years. Not just for My looks, but for how the web cam game as well. I've gotten VERY bored with solo work. YAWN! I don't even bother that much anymore, to be honest. I much rather do something really stimulating. Like wash My dishes. Or clean the cat boxes. So what's a gal to do? Go into another state of Retirement Limbo Whatever? Or find a partner in porno crime to do Girl On Girl and stick strictly with that? The latter option would pay the bills better than the former. Hmm... Or stick to fetish only? Kinda boring to be honest. Not quite as fun when there isn't someone physically there to berate and/or torment. And the sites I see these days either don't cater at all to BDSM cam gals, don't cater ENOUGH to them, or aren't lucrative. So ...

I'm really hoping to be in a few DVDs someday. Hopefully soon! Yay porn. :D I'm very picky about what kinds I'd do though. I'd love to do a bunch of lesbian porn. I'd like to do the basic stuff, and maybe put a lesbian twist on the stereotypical hetero plots. Lesbian MILF, Lesbian student/teacher, lesbian stripper/customer (finding a club to use would be hard though. Baby Blue gets used a lot but that's in Canada!), picking up a girl and doing it in an alley. Yeah that one would be fun! :D And of course fetish DVDs. I'd like to do a lot of straight up fetish stuff, non-sexual. Bondage, sadistic scenes, etc. I've had the Living Xmas Tree idea playing around in My mind for ages now. I could churn out foot/heel fetish DVDs by the truck load LOL. I think I'd do some actual dildo play with males and trannies, but I'd save the actual sexy sex scenes for the ladies. ;) can you tell that I'm vagina-oriented?

No. No you can't. It really slays me how often and how quickly "Can I watch?" comes out of mouths in response to the idea of a woman being with another woman. Don't get Me wrong, I dig some hot Girl On Girl action in porn and art and in books. I am an equal opportunity pervert. But seriously guys? If you hit on a chick and she says that she's already committed to a woman and/or she is only into chicks, why would you just blurt out "CAN I WATCH? HYUCK!" ? A lot of you wouldn't do that if the chick's response to your amorous advances was "I am already fully committed to a wonderful dude" . Granted, some of you would. But what your voyeuristic preferences are is not in question here. What really puts a bee in My butt is how easily some of ya'll demand to watch something that, in the case of My personal relationships, is not an open arena sort of thing. I don't sell tickets when it comes to sleeping with the person I am committed ...