Your Neighborhood Professional Deviant

Before I get into this story of WTFery, I want to make it VERY clear that I do NOT in any way dislike people who have weight issues of any kind. I’ve had weight problems, I’ve dated chicks who the "norm" consider to have weight problems. NOW! Onto the fun… I was waiting in line at, of all places, Nature’s Table, for My chow. The very obese lady ahead of Me suddenly, and quite loudly exclaimed; “Ew this is fucking disgusting. It’s more disgusting than being gay!” My head snapped around and My brows shot for the ceiling at such speeds that there were actual sound effects heard by all. This behemoth cunt looks at Me and snears, “What? You got a fuckin problem? What are ya? Queer?” Adding in a lil dot dot dot for dramatic pause: … Soooooooooooooooooooooooo…….. I couldn’t get My brows any further up into My hairline, as just hiding up in My bangs wasn’t good enough for them. “Yes I am queer, actually. Please allow Me to clarify something here, for I do not wish to misconstrue. If ...

Getting so close to the end of this project! Almost at 365! :D :D So here's some more. Smoochin my Wife No. 1 My boss at Tootsy's... rockin the staff shirt for My UV parties! Glowing FTW! I love rockin the UV gear at My parties! Too bag this pink wig glows orange, and not pink. But it still looks badass! My new, super comfy, super ghey shorts! Back to brown hairs, so not used to it! Givin Wesley a smoo Love Me some Pokemanz! Betsey is the best dice kitteh ever. Love this simply headband, it's like a mini tiara! I love the colors in My eyes :D New wig! Ahhhh I love the smell of new faux hairs!

Scope the smexy rainbow eyeshadow. I clearly rock the ghey. ;)

I was a total glambaby with pink and glitter last night for the ghey bar.

Back on track! Today's teaser is a picture of a pair of Super Fun Rainbow Ghey Undies. I loves them, precious. Yeah, they're fullbacks... but sometimes those are awesome and/or comfy!

Once upon a time, in a Dennys far, far away... I had a debate about Good Gay vs Bad Gay. Good Gay being, well... gayness. Bad Gay is like... when something sucks and you call it "gay" because it sucks. So let's review... Good Gay: Bad Gay: ******************************************* Good Gay: Bad Gay: ******************************************* Good Gay: Bad Gay: ******************************************* Good Gay: Bad Gay: ******************************************* Good Gay: Bad Gay: So do we get the idea? Bwahahahaha!

14 years ago, almost 15, I legally wandered into the world of BDSM. I say legally because I was dabbling for fun as a teen, before I was legally old enough to do so in public or for a living. I started My path as a lifestyle and professional Domme. I eventually ended up a switch in the bedroom. I like to think that I learned a lot over the years. Learned from hands on, from observing. Learned about the How To parts of it all, and the Why parts. Granted, there is a lot of it that I cant fathom as far as the Why goes but... very little really makes Me mad. OK so here's what we know: Gay man and lesbian woman enter a BDSM relationship together. Not very common but it happens. He's the Dom, she's the submissive. Sure, nonsexual BDSM relationships happen. Ok. Fine. Cool. They're claiming an Open Relationship. Which makes sense since... yanno... they don't fuck each other. Sure. Ok. Right on. They're getting married. Faux weddings so that folks can get benefits and ot...

This isn't one of those DAT ASS pictures... it's one of those DAT THIGH pictures. Muhahahaa.

When people ask Me what My sexual orientation is, I usually quip with "mostly gay". The actual answer is pansexual. What is pansexual? Ok so bisexuals are into dudes AND chicks, right? Well pansexuals are into dudes, chicks, drag folk, trans folks, gender fluid folk, androgynous people, etc, etc... I am an equal opportunity sexxer. Heehee!