Your Neighborhood Professional Deviant

Who is reviewing another bit of make-uppy goodness? Me! Oh yes, yes I am. Because makeup is crack. CRACK! So let's get to the good stuff, shall we? Macy's & Lancome are having a Gift special right now . Buy something of a certain monetary value, get the gift. Pretty straight forward. I've been eyeballing their eyeshadows for a while now, and this was a great opportunity to get the one I wanted most, and get some groovy freebies! The shadow palette I went with is called Mauve Cherie . I love the colors, love the glitter, and they're perfect colors for My hazel eyes. Here's the palette with the gift, including the swank bag. I picked, for My gift, the Renergie Lift Volumetry creme , Genifique concentrate , Visionnaire corrector , Aquatique shadow primer in Nude , Juicy Tubes gloss in Moulin Rose , and Hypnose Doll Lashes in So Black! ... Squee. This is the Mauve Cherie palette. The taupe and the black have great glitter in them. Not too heavy on the glitter, but i...

We're some silly bitches. The first two images are of Myself and Hazel (this would be Hazel the 3rd if you're counting Hazels), and the last includes one of our waitresses, Lindsey.

Most folks think I have brown eyes. Especially in Strip Club Lighting, it's hard to tell. I get Brown Eyed Girl dedicated to Me a lot, and have since I was a teenager LOL! So here's the inside scoop... I have hazel eyes. The typical green/brown deal with some gray and gold in the mix.