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Vincent got caught with My XXXmas outfit. I hope he wasn't gonna run around town in holiday drag...

lyrics by Francesca Battistelli How about a look behind the scenes? An in-depth photo post of what it's like in My batcave? It's not new pics ala 365, but it should be fun eh? My hood: (yes that's the shuttle, on the back of a 747, flyin by My condo) Ghost, the 20lb cat, loves My gay socks: She also loves My money: And My stripper shoes: Esche guards My bewbs: Vincent is My derpy boy. Love his WHY SO SERIOUS 'stache: Vincent with his mama, Cleo: Via is the littlest. Only 6 or 7 lbs! She's Cleo's daughter, from the same litter as Vincent. It's funny how they're littermates. Little Via with 15lb Vincent? LOL: L to R Cleo, Ghost, Vincent, Via: Esche has a very soft belleh. She likes to be told that she is the Softest Cat In All Of The Land: Big TV and little TV. I need a better entertainment centre for them: Mah DVDs. I totally need shelves for them. Want to get them all alphabetized. The ones in the centre itself are 3 stacks deep. The ones on top rise up ...

You might be a newb here if you don't know that I'm a cat lady. Yep. Got 5 of em right now. In today's photo post, you see 2 of them trying to share My lap. I may have a big fat ass, but My lap isn't THAT big. The all gray, 20lb cat is Ghost, and the gray & white, 15lb cat is Vincent. He's not that good at knowing when to wait his turn.

My super awesome hinting skills are super awesome. c__c; This is Applesauce, the official Bar Ferret. Applesauce Ghost likes My custom heels so much, she uses them to zzzzzzzzzzz on.