Your Neighborhood Professional Deviant

Yep, another Monday, another attempt at catching up. Boobies! My bewbs are stayin warm at night! Music makes My nipples hard... This is the only way I can be rated G Oops, My bikini string is twisted... Nuff said! Glitteratti Frosty eyes FTW

Kinda sorta back online. I hate AT&T. HATE! So, here we are, tryin to catch up on the 365 pics. Gonna do 5 at a time until we're back on track. Here I am, ready for work. I love being all sparkly and blingy with just a wifebeater. Heh! One of My favorite past times, making Neener face at the camera! Lazy Paige is lazy at home, but comfy! Ninji! He is up on Facebook now. Such a stud... Thinkin about.... Random pic is random. Not much to illuminate on here.

Had another round of technicians out here at the condo yesterday to work on My net connection, so I missed a day on the photo project :( I was able to snap this a bit before the 1st tech showed up LOL. I had just enough time to get dressed up, take the pic, and put My "mundane" clothes back on. Muhahahaa. Could you imagine if I had answered the door like this? Today I snapped a pic in My super comfy "palm frond" panties from Victoria's Secret. I call em that because the stripes and the colors remind me of dried palm fronds!

My PC has been revived, restored, and reopened for business! So now to play a little game of Catch Up on this here 365 project. First up, here I am at My guard post at Tootsy's... the front door. I'm up in yer nudie barz, checkin yer IDz. The red lighting is a pain in the ass, but it's how it goes at the front door. This photo shows what My tips SHOULD be like. Often. It was a good night that night LOL so behold, My tip cups: If you haven't heard yet, I am in the process of taking My hair from Black light Blonde to white. Yes, you heard Me right. White. Because I wanna have some Make You Stare, super sexy Jean Harlow hairs . The shampoo and conditioner I use to get the yellow out of My hair is purple. Sometimes it makes My hair look like an Easter egg. LULZ. This is the current state of My hairs. Somewhat white in some areas. The roots and length in the back are being stubborn. Here I am, chillin at the PC tonight. All wrapped up in a comfy hoodie. Esche, the Kitler, is...