Your Neighborhood Professional Deviant

Sundays are about Arts And Crafts around here. Sometimes I'll blog about My own creations. Some days I'll highlight the work of others. Today we're gonna talk about dicks.   Have you ever woken up, fresh-faced and ready for the world, and thought to yourself...   "Self, today I'd like to masterfully color in a penis that looks incredibly not unlike a giraffe!"   Same.   In fact, that's pretty much me every day. Dick giraffes, dick dragons, dick narwhals. Guys! Sending dick pics is SO passé! Send dick art for us to color in. MUCH better!   Guess what, y'all? Now you can color in phallic things to your pretty little heart's desire, all thanks to a wonderful friend* of Mine, Aeo.     Aeo has gifted the world with The Dick Doodler, an adult coloring book, that comes in 2 sizes (Some day's you want a big dick , some days you might be a lil tender so go for a smaller dick . You don't have to be a size queen. There's no shame ...

I'm putting a call out to y'all! I need some help...   Any of you readers out there drink Monster? Specifically the ones with the green pop tops? I need them. Many of them. Tons of them.     I'm building a dragon. Yes, a dragon. I am going to try my hand at creating a sculpture, and I need scales! I haven't chosen what I'm building the body of the dragon out of, but the pop top tabs will be PERFECT scales. So do you have any?     If you can send some, contact me on Twitter and let me know! Don't have Twitter? Really?!? Ok... then you can email me .   Let's make this happen!    

Someone asked me about what I read. Seemed like a fun project for images. I read a lot of crime suspense, especially those revolving around serial killers. I love Deaver , Reichs , and Harris . I'm also into romance. Yes, literary smut. But I tend to stick to Paranormal Romance. If it has vampires, demons, witches, etc? I'm game. My favorites are Clamp & Adams , Showalter , and Kenyon . I got to meet Madame Kenyon at DragonCon this year. OMG I was a total fangirl. Turns out she digs strippers. YAY! http://www.blogger.com/img/blank.gif I'm also big into the Dresden Files and the Rachel Morgan series . Oh! And the Nightside series. Beyond that I collect a lot of non fiction. Biographies on stars I adore, places, events, art/art history, and the occult. I have a MASSIVE ton of occult PDFs, alas... not the books. YET. here are some recent finds at the library. Yay for $1 books! Maybe I will post more book pics/info in other posts.