Your Neighborhood Professional Deviant

This blog post is per request...a pictorial history of my hair from 1999 until now. Wigs not included... I've got a masochistic side but c'mon people. Sheesh.                                                    

Could it be? The finale for the 365 Project? YES! We made it! Everyone should read really good stuff. These are like textbooks, IMHO. Welcome to Tootsy's! Hur hur, the stripper isle at Walmart? Best nappin place ever? A bit of Azn style! Holy fuck where'd the hairs go? Yep, chopped it all off, for the first time in TWENTY years. Giving My poor hairs a fresh start. Om nom nom cherries. RIP Jani Lane . Check dem lil hairs! Keepin the red around a while I think. And there you have it! A year of images, free of charge, not so free of fun.

Boob kitten FTW Yes, My hairs ended up mauve before the Epic Cut Of 2011. So fried! So gross! So MAUVE! And the mauve was totally accidental. Which is kinda nifty. Pastel wig? Nah, just Me bein a goof. Not QUITE My natural hair color but very close. Closest I've been since 1991? Om nom nom new wig. Shhhhh we be sleepin, yo! Brown hairs and OMGWTFYOUCUTYOURHAIRS cat. Behold, zee curls! AUGH SO SHORT!