Your Neighborhood Professional Deviant

Sometimes, when I have a hyper, silly moment... things get ranted about and rambled upon... that are just strange. Tonight, Viror and I discussed vehicle sex. And I don't mean like, Transformers porn. I mean like, fucking in a car. Countless rockers have written songs about carfucking. Nickleback did it. Meatloaf went on about it for about 8 and a half minutes about the subject. Motley Crue, Loggins & Messina (and then Poison revisited it), I could go on... and that's just rock music. Sheez. But WHY? I never found car sex to be all that awesome. I mean, there's a seat belt buckle digging into My back, the window against My feet is FRIGGIN COLD, My head keeps hitting the door. Fun times! Wait.. what? Or there's the chiropractors wet dream of Me doin it in the front seat, Gods forbid! My spine is packing it's bags just by Me blogging this now. Sweet crispy christ! People make jokes about it. Songs are sung about it. It's portrayed in movies and videos. But am ...

I'm a touch late on this post, but PC issues has Me behind on everything! One of My heroes is Gen from the Genitorturers. She's amazing in so many ways I need to write out a concise list. She performed at Sports Page , which is next to Tootsy's. I had to be there! OP* is the best, but I really don't get much time to go to his bar. I need to remedy this. I snagged Viror and we went out. The first opening band rocked My socks. I wanted to have sex with their music. Very good shit, I do say. I wanted to lick them. I shall have to do so at some point. I also need to own their tunes. Yis. Opening band #2 was groovy as well, but.... possibly due to the sound set up, the Hot Chick Singer was drowned out most of the time, resulting in her being not much more than eye candy. But the music was still awesome. And she WAS definitely hot. What can I say about Gen and her show? Afuckingmazing. She can still rock My stripey socks right off. She's still smokin hot, and puts on a ...