Your Neighborhood Professional Deviant

So I was heading to Tootsy's to work this past weekend, and there was a lot of condensation on the back windshield of My car. I rummaged through said car, looking for a paper towel or something that would help remove the water, but all I had was My bag of work clothes. So I yanked out a pair of Jenni boy shorts that I rarely wear but always take, and wiped the windshield down. Best chamois ever. Neon pink with neon yellow lace. I'm sure My neighbors were more confused than they usually are. I think I'm gonna market shammies in fun colors now. Teeheehee.

Are ya'll ready for another product review? Today's review is for a dress from BodyKandi.com . They have a gorgeous, and user-friendly website, and good prices! I was quite excited to peruse their wares. I ended up choosing this dress , with plans to use it for one of My UV parties at Tootsy's. I wasn't 100% positive that the ribbons would react under black light, but I was willing to give it a shot, and the dress is simple enough that adding to it wouldn't be an issue. Here is what it looks like on the model: I emailed back and forth with Shannon, who was a total sweetie, and the dress arrived in good time. Perfect timing, actually, for the event! This was how the dress arrived in the mail, complete with a nice note from the company! Very nice of them to do so :D Here's the dress, fresh out of the packaging: It came laced up with the pink ribbons, and had the green ribbons separately packaged. It also came with a matching thong. The thong is small on Me, low in...

The super awesome sweater is only made more awesome by the pimpin coat. My neighbor's sheepdog just wouldn't shut up.

Back on track! Today's teaser is a picture of a pair of Super Fun Rainbow Ghey Undies. I loves them, precious. Yeah, they're fullbacks... but sometimes those are awesome and/or comfy!

I love shiny things. Like some sort of freaky crow. Shiny clothes are a definite plus.

A little, black, leather skirt is a must. A must for most women. A must for some men ;)

Do so love some snazzy pajamas. These ones are not only snazzy, but quit comfy too.

I fucking adore My Kariza wrap. Despite the whole "wear it 1000 ways!" advert for it, I most often wear it simply as a skirt. I wear it out to eat, to the beach for sure, to work, etc. I need to get more! :D

Remember how I once said I am not dainty when I eat? Yeah, how about some more proof? Here I am fuckin up some Blue Crabs during an All You Can Eat thing. I live for those types of things. Hah! And of course, I'm rockin the Playboy gear as usual!

Nah, ending that quote is too easy... I keep promising to redo My entire website. Shame on Me! Most of the time I don't have the energy. I'm so picky that I want to do it all Myself, and to be honest.. right now things aren't SO lucrative that I'd be willing to hire someone else to do it. MEH. Soon... I really do swear. LOL I want to change up the overall look/layout, switch up the color scheme to fit My new look, update the galleries... I'd like to get a real store going, MAYBE a pay section, I'd love to get the comic going, a webcam portal for Myself and hopefully other ladies, and run My clothing line from the site as well. Argh. I am Lazy Perv, here me yawn.

A few photos from the Naughty School Girl party at Tootsy's the other weekend! Enjoy! :D I hope to get some more for ya'll soon!

If I set for myself a task, be it so trifling, I shall see it through. How else shall I have confidence in myself to do important things? - George Clason I have such... interesting goals. * I'd like to be in a music video, or on the cover of an album. * Speaking of music, I'd like to be the inspiration for a song. * I'd love to run My own dungeon or strip club. It's as close to retirement as I'd like to get LOL * I'd love to get even a tiny little part in a mainstream TV show or movie. * I want to travel more. Not only places in the US like Vegas, but abroad. I want to see India, Italy, Morocco, Most of the UK, a lot of Europe. * I want to get My clothing line off of the ground. * I would kill to have a summer place back in My beloved NYC, and keep My condo as the winter home here in Florida.