Your Neighborhood Professional Deviant

I recently had the grand pleasure of ordering from Sin City Playwear . They have some seriously sexy lingerie , so how could I resist? I decided to go with the Stretch Velvet Kimono Mini Dress for Hallows. I've seen the outfit around on the interwebs and I've always liked the look of it. This is what the promo pic looks like: Now yes, My geeky inner voice shouted "NOT A KIMONO!!" but this should, in no way, reflect on Sin City. This title was given to the outfit by it's creators, not the companies that sell it. So My beloved costume/AZN aficionados, resume breathing now, k? Onward!! Whoever handles the orders and shipping at Sin City is/are champs. Serious champs. I hope they get lots of appreciative sex. Seriously. The outfit arrived so fast, I looked up from My office's mailbox to check for Superman. Holy speedy delivery! Major kudos there. I also had a great customer service experience via email. Alison sent numerous emails to Me, updating Me on status and ...

I've whipped up an extensive New Year's Resolution list this year. Wheeefun. I wonder how many of them I will be able to get through? :D Do more online work, be it porno, phone sessions, etc, or find a decently-paying online job that's vanilla. To get back into a healthy shape. This includes 10 mile walks each day since the bike is broken. Also, gym membership. BOOBS! BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS! THEY WILL BE DONE! Finish my chest ink, get my (late) bunny ink, and work on a few other ideas. Get back into modeling and sessions a LOT! To have a song written about Me. To be on an album of novel cover. To be in a music video. To get all of my 21 arts/crafts projects going. And sell a decent amount of product. To get all of my 4 website projects back on track and fully functional. To get the condo into tip top shape. At least 4 of the 5 shelf bookcases for media. Hang up ALL the art that is stacked around. Better organize clothes, bath stuff, session equipment, work clothes, etc. (or have...

Beyond the previously blogged about XXXmas tree shoot... I have some other ideas. Ideas that need attire and props. So this post is 1 part brainstorming, and 1 part asking for some generous shoppers to assist the projects. Yeah, call it gimmie gimmie all you want. So ready for the ideas? I'm VERY excited about these.... A Fall/Autumn/Harvest idea. I'm going to need to get a few of these . One to make a wreath/crown to wear. Once to wear around My breasts. One to barely cover the pink bits. And I want to do a whole other shoot, doing the same idea but with these . And also, with these . So we're going to need a few sets of each. For these shoots, I want to do some of them with clothes on, and some nude. For the clothing I was thinking something like this . I'd also like to do a generalized Winter theme. A Winter Goddess? Maybe. So for Me to wear I'd need this dress . The garlands I need are this , this , this , this , and this . Getting the right amounts of the garla...

If you can identify the quote in the title of this post, I love you long time. :D It's been 5 years since the first time I stood before a Playboy cameraman. So I am plotting to get the iconic bunny logo inked on Me! I need help picking the location though... I've included the 3 ideas I have right now, and I need ya'll to vote.