Your Neighborhood Professional Deviant

This blog post is per request...a pictorial history of my hair from 1999 until now. Wigs not included... I've got a masochistic side but c'mon people. Sheesh.                                                    

Holy shit I'm back! I've been so busy with the new, non-glamorous job that I've been neglecting this blog. Shame on Me! Perhaps I deserve a spanking, but so few people get that privilege. Heh! So without further ado, pictures! Is that Me rocking pigtails? Hur hur yup! Couldn't stop Myself from coloring My hairs again! Burgundy over brown. Huzzah! Just for fun, some light, pale makeup. New LEI bra! Yummy!!! Bitch be glittery, yo! Daydreaming on the bus. Taking a catnap. Literally. I love this look, the keyhole cleavage. Something kinda sexy about it.

Boob kitten FTW Yes, My hairs ended up mauve before the Epic Cut Of 2011. So fried! So gross! So MAUVE! And the mauve was totally accidental. Which is kinda nifty. Pastel wig? Nah, just Me bein a goof. Not QUITE My natural hair color but very close. Closest I've been since 1991? Om nom nom new wig. Shhhhh we be sleepin, yo! Brown hairs and OMGWTFYOUCUTYOURHAIRS cat. Behold, zee curls! AUGH SO SHORT!

Finally able to upload some pics! Whew. Here I am gettin ready for the fiery red. My hairs look like Easter lol. Seriously. Easter hairs. The dye is in place! Dats some red! Muh hairs are on fire! Onoes! Crazy color, eh? Loved it! Wanna climb the mountains? In the darkness, the red still looks pink lol. More fire. This pic is older, kinda cheating. It was in oh.... 2005? I was always a cat lady lol. Bath time! I love Me some paranormal romance novels. Yay smut! Arrrrr! Here I was ready for the new Pirates movie. As in Depp, not as in porn. Hur hur. Playin with some new clip in hairs. Hahahahaaa. More fake hair silliness. I am obviously up to no good. I has a bunneh. It actually belonged to a friend's daughter. Dawwwww! Smoooooo! My froofy drink at Spooky Empire's Mayhem. Om nom nom booze. I like bling. Shiny!