Your Neighborhood Professional Deviant

everyone should smell the roses once a day... lol An adorable PJ shirt... Lucky Downy! Tis a bit cold in here... Meow! Too short, but I need the booze!

As I've mentioned before, I wanted My Playboy bunny logo tattoo last year for the 5 year anniversary of posing. Didn't happen but I still want the memorial ink. I've decided against putting the ink on my hip area. Too much of a chance of stretching. Ew. I've thought of shoulders, back, butt, etc... nah. No thanks. Now I'm thinking either calf or ankle area. Oh, and the black logo will have a UV outline. Nice, yeah? So here are some images of ankle/calf ink. Which do we like as far as location?

Day 100! Holy shit we made it this far? LOL.... Backs are lovely things. I could admire a nice back for days. I think Mine is great, but I want more ink on it. Someday....

It's been almost a year since I got this ink done. Sooooooo wanna finish it! ARGH.

If you can identify the quote in the title of this post, I love you long time. :D It's been 5 years since the first time I stood before a Playboy cameraman. So I am plotting to get the iconic bunny logo inked on Me! I need help picking the location though... I've included the 3 ideas I have right now, and I need ya'll to vote.

I seriously hate having tan lines. I would MUCH rather have an all over tan. Alas, thanks to using buses and bicycles, I have super dark lower arms, then I have My basic tan from tanning at the beach, and then I have the pale spots where My Playboy bikini hides My skin from the sun. MEH!!!

I fucking love my ink and the robe and My cleavage. Life is fucking amazing. And sometimes I let you in on it.

Surprise surprise. Despite being Miss High & Mighty Dominatrix, I am actually a switch in the lifestyle. I am an equal opportunity perv in the bedroom.

I am the Queen of Hearts. Didn't you know? It actually WAS a nickname of Mine in high school, LOL! Maybe I should get the card inked on My skin someplace...

In 1997 I got My first tattoo. The faded yellow rose you can kinda see under the newer outline. A tribute to My mother. :) This past January I had the option to splurge a lil and get some more ink. You see, as time passed, I grew unhappy with how the one lil rose looked on My chest. So this is what became of it! It's about 50% finished as far as the outline goes, and then it needs color. When it's done there will be a few more roses, all of them will be yellow, there will be buds to go with the Tiger Lily, which will be orange and brown, and there will be Black Eyed Susans, which will be yellow and darkest brown. I might even add a lil blue background to really make it colorful.

I'm a touch late on this post, but PC issues has Me behind on everything! One of My heroes is Gen from the Genitorturers. She's amazing in so many ways I need to write out a concise list. She performed at Sports Page , which is next to Tootsy's. I had to be there! OP* is the best, but I really don't get much time to go to his bar. I need to remedy this. I snagged Viror and we went out. The first opening band rocked My socks. I wanted to have sex with their music. Very good shit, I do say. I wanted to lick them. I shall have to do so at some point. I also need to own their tunes. Yis. Opening band #2 was groovy as well, but.... possibly due to the sound set up, the Hot Chick Singer was drowned out most of the time, resulting in her being not much more than eye candy. But the music was still awesome. And she WAS definitely hot. What can I say about Gen and her show? Afuckingmazing. She can still rock My stripey socks right off. She's still smokin hot, and puts on a ...

Shitty quality phone camera is shitty.... Despite health issues and it being a Last Minute Coverage night, things weren't so bad at Tootsy's tonight. I was Door Wench Extraordinaire again, and it was gleeful at some points! Some groovy folks kept Me company. Some fun chicks made Me smile. Wife #1 worked, which is always good! Little Sister worked too. Cameltoe Salad FTW! Tips didn't suck. It wasn't enough to get the rest of My ink done on Friday, but it will work well towards bills. Ew, bills. My new makeup loves are NYC's Cheek Glow in Riverside Rose for My eyeshadow, and NYC'sLippin Large plumping gloss in Plum Tart. My sexymeter almost crashed.

Cleavage to taunt, yummy tips from last week, and an Oldie But Goodie from 2 years back....

Alas, by Full Moon I mean that lovely object in the night sky... So a guy came in today, and put a dollar in my tip bucket and said "here, this will help you get that tattoo removed!" ... My response was "Well at least it will cost me less than the procedure you're gonna need to save up for to get a bigger dick." Really... WTF was the point of insulting the woman who is going to LET YOU INTO THE TITTY BAR? Maybe his fetish is cockblocking himself before he even gets into the room with the women he has no chance with. Who knows! But that was just part of the Full Moon Madness that struck us at Tootsy's Cabaret this fine night. 99.99999999999% of the dancers tonight were INSANE. Drunks, lunatics, obsessives, floozies, and morons. I had one girl ask me, FOR FIVE MINUTES STRAIGHT, if she had REALLY paid her house fee. She had. 20 minutes earlier. It would have all been more tolerable if the tips hadn't sucked like Hoover's hooker neice outside of a bowli...

I snagged the Devil and Angel pins from Jennie ala Devil's Panties this past weekend, and thought it would be fun to wear them whilst I was Door Wenching. I got many compliments! A few people even suggested I get them inked on my shoulders LOL. Maybe!