Your Neighborhood Professional Deviant

Trying so hard to get back into a shape I approve of. I approve of this shape lol... You know why I hate doing push ups/crunches? I've had back issues since I was a teenager and just... ow. Can we say OW much? Cause I sure can say OW... and not even the GOOD kind of ow! As a sadomasochist, I have the whole Good Ow/Bad Ow thing down. Down like the high school slut beneath the bleachers. And as said sadomasochist, My variables for Ow are rather plentiful. As a sadist, I am good at giving you an Ow that you like. I am also good at giving you an Ow that you wont like. Either way is good for Me, unless their is jail time involved... hur hur. As a masochist, I have Ows that I enjoy receiving, and Ows that I can SO live without. Back pain from sit ups is definitely a Bad Ow.

I've whipped up an extensive New Year's Resolution list this year. Wheeefun. I wonder how many of them I will be able to get through? :D Do more online work, be it porno, phone sessions, etc, or find a decently-paying online job that's vanilla. To get back into a healthy shape. This includes 10 mile walks each day since the bike is broken. Also, gym membership. BOOBS! BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS! THEY WILL BE DONE! Finish my chest ink, get my (late) bunny ink, and work on a few other ideas. Get back into modeling and sessions a LOT! To have a song written about Me. To be on an album of novel cover. To be in a music video. To get all of my 21 arts/crafts projects going. And sell a decent amount of product. To get all of my 4 website projects back on track and fully functional. To get the condo into tip top shape. At least 4 of the 5 shelf bookcases for media. Hang up ALL the art that is stacked around. Better organize clothes, bath stuff, session equipment, work clothes, etc. (or have...

I know... 10lbs is lame, but I've never really worked on My arms much and I wanna start small and work my way up!