Your Neighborhood Professional Deviant

Yay shopping! Time for a tiny haul post. Blah blah blah makeup... TL;DR... From Milani I got their nail polishes in Ruby Jewels which is a red polish with metallic red glitter, and Disco Lights which is clear with a ton of icy metallic pink glitter. I also got their Minerals pressed powered in True Beige , and their Lip Flash Shimmer Gloss Pencil in Flashy , which is a glittery hot pink sexiness. I also snagged Prestige's Waterproof Lipliner in Diva for rockin some hot pink eyebrows lol. I cant wait to use them! Beyond that, I snagged some purse-sized rollers of Curious , which is an awesome scent, despite being attached to Ms Spears LOL... I also picked up some candles that smell awesome. One is called Sweet Magnolia, the other is Fresh Cut Flowers. Yay!

Name that song hah! The following blog post is girlie in nature and totally materialistic. Some chicks, sissies, and clueless shopping boyfriends might enjoy this post. Just wanted to make a post about the lovely items I got this past week. I'm feeling like it's still My birthday! I got two of these box sets of makeup . 72 eye shadows, 24 lip glosses (potted in the one case), 6 blushes, 3 nail polishes, 3 lip glosses (tubes) 3 pencils, a pencil sharpener, 5 shadow applicators (felt-tip), and 5 brushes. It's like playing with a rainbow on My face! And the delish Samantha gave the company's products a thumbs up so... yay! I also got a set of hair pretties that are tasty tasty. Pinks and grays all around! Huzzah. Flowers, rhinestones, all sorts of wonderful! Here's a blurry pic of it. Alas, the interwebs is not bringing anything up about it. I shall have to take pictures all stylin soon for ya'll! I also got some nice head bands in blacks and reds. Yay! And this c...

I have a new girl crush. Not in an I Want To Fuck Her Silly way. But in a younger or just less experienced girl crushes on the elder or teacher figure. I find it very interesting because the sugary sweet, perfect girls were always the ones that filled Me with spiteful rage as a teen. Now that I'm all adultified, I'm still not too keen on the Over The Top ones, but this woman is so cute and sweet and innocent that it slays any wall I would have thrown up to keep her away. She makes me smile, laugh, even GIGGLE ! She's a makeup and hair Diva , and I worship her. She does tutorials for makeup, tanning supplies, hair styles, etc. She also reviews makeup, hair products, skin care products, etc. I follow her Youtube . And her blog . And her Facebook . And her Tweets . I am indeedy an e-stalker, but the good kind. I'm nice, and sweet (to her), and I would totally bake her cookies and give her back and foot massages (she's pregnant!). OMG if she ever reads this, I swear I ...

I stumbled upon a lipstick I used to wear, and I couldn't remember why I stopped wearing it. The color is cute, the gloss it comes with is slick, and it's a long-lasting kinda stuff. I dig all that. It's Revlon's Colorstay in Perpetual Pink. So I wore it last night. Now I remember why I stopped using it. Because it takes a flail to get it off! Ow My mouth hurts :( I feel like I have a blowjob to a lemon-soaked Echinocereus.

Red is such a delicious color. Red lips, red nails, red blood. Cherries, sports cars, rubies.